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02-17-2006, 07:34 PM | #2 |
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bahahaahahaahaahahahahaahahahahah
ask her what happens during a pap smear.
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Man oh man oh man, why didn't you get a female doctor? You missed a golden opportunity.
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As an aside, whenever I see a newspaper ad for bra fittings, I let my wife know and tell her that I'll be glad to go along as a supportive husband.
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02-17-2006, 07:36 PM | #5 |
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Why were you uncomfortable with another man feeling your wife's breasts? It sounded like she didn't have any.
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02-17-2006, 07:42 PM | #6 |
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Wait until after she gets them and heals completely and asks everyone to feel them to see how "real" they feel.
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02-17-2006, 07:53 PM | #7 |
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I take it you guys haven't had kids yet?
Just wait until labor starts and they start checking for the "crown"..... DT |
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02-17-2006, 08:02 PM | #8 |
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BTW, since you're paying for the breast implants, you might as well get some use out of them. I highly recommend this item:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html
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True story - I worked with a very attractive ICU nurse a few years back. She wouldn't give me the time of day. She got implants. Soon after her return to work, she asked if I wanted to feel them. This, of course, was at work and an absolute no-no. I declined, citing numerous reasons, namely work place ethics, not to mention her rather large and imposing husband who I had met before. She said, "No, really. It's OK. I won't tell anyone." Again, I declined. Then she got this look on her face, a twisted look of a cross between disappointment and disbelief. She then actually said to me, "Look! You have GOT to feel these! I need a mans opinion on whether or not they feel real." GAH! I said no and walked out of the ICU. Later that night, as I was making rounds again, she was alone in the ICU and said she needed help moving an unconscious patient. Seems she had some sort of post-op weight lifting restriction after the surgery. I was thinking, "OK. This is legit. No problem." and I helped her move the patient. As we were leaving the room, she PURPOSELY rubbed her damn titties against me and said, "See!!!? They feel real, Don't they!!!?" Argh. PS - Felt pretty real to me.
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She has a few female friends that she will of course let see and feel them... that I do not have any problem with. Fuel to the fire there! She has already done this with a friend of hers that had her breasts done by this doctor. - thats another wonderful story though -
I have no concern that she will allow guys to feel them, that just wont happen. Any serious adivce here???
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