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05-29-2007, 11:54 PM | Topic Starter |
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So I hear a thump on my window...
...and I pretty much ignore it.
Several minutes later...I hear a fluttering noise on the window. OK, that's strange, I'd better go investigate. So I head up the steps and flick on the outside light and peer through the window, and I don't see anything. So, I open the door, and look over toward the window where I heard the noise, and I don't see anything. Hmmm.... Then I noticed one of the branches of a nearby tree moving, and a couple of leaves fall from it, and I'm asking myself wtf is going on here? Then...out of the blue...something (very quickly) emerges from the tree...flying straight at me.... HOLY SHIT, IT'S A BAT! HEADING STRAIGHT FOR MY FACE! I was stunned for a split second, then realized it was going to be a big problem if this damn thing got in the house so I quickly reached for the door, which was wide open. Luckily, it veered away at the last second as I probably wasn't going to get the door shut in time. Which brings me to this question, is this damn thing going to go away, or am I going to have to somehow kill it? I don't really want it hanging around here. |
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05-29-2007, 11:55 PM | #2 |
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Did you bite its head off?
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05-30-2007, 12:00 AM | #12 |
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Consider yourself lucky. Bats will keep the mosquito population down around your house. I was thinking of putting up some bat houses around here to attract them, but they have to be pretty high up in the trees.
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Leave it alone. It will help keep down your mosquito population.
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