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Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
![]() If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money. If Wong's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he also created the $2,000 ccPhone. |
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
Join Date: May 2007
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"I eat diamonds for breakfast"
"It makes my doody twinkle baby" /Dave Chappelle MTV cribs sketch. |
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Draft a QB
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: JoCo
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That is craptastic.
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Playing for #1 Draft Pick
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just West of Lambs land
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Goldschlager for $30/bottle works too.
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Mine already glitters.
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-410100
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"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj Last edited by seclark; 08-11-2009 at 11:41 AM.. |
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Draft a QB
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: JoCo
Casino cash: $9951689
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