|
![]() |
#2 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $6753759
|
Live for today. Don't concern yourself with the future or the past.
Pursue your dream ... whatever it may be. And don't ever attempt to fish a bug out of a beer can with your penis. FAX |
Posts: 44,492
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Superbowl MVP
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: OOOOOOOOOOOOOLATHE
Casino cash: $9910252
|
No whining. No complaining. No self-pity. Never give up. Be gentle in all things.
|
Posts: 11,177
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
![]() |
do NOT get married.
|
Posts: 71,691
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
![]() |
EVER
|
Posts: 71,691
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
legend
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Independence, MO
Casino cash: $-3347903
|
Brush your teeth often you little whipper snapper, you.
|
Posts: 28,546
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-1250000
|
Get your education now. Work hard and get ahead in a career. You've got the rest of your life to reap the benefits.
Other than that, do whatever the hell makes you happy. |
Posts: 63,567
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
Casino cash: $5980295
|
How do you know if you have herpes?
EDIT: Of the mouth. |
Posts: 44,607
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Casino cash: $-1694568
|
Whippersnapper is one word.
I cant believe I just did that
__________________
Progressivism.. The Politically Correct way of saying "I'm a Communist slash Nazi" depending on what the issue of the day is? |
Posts: 44,716
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
Casino cash: $8150755
|
I quit playing soccer @ 42. I shoulda kept running.
|
Posts: 12,184
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
Casino cash: $5980295
|
|
Posts: 44,607
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Say hello to my little friend
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Larryville
Casino cash: $9598422
|
Don't get married, don't have kids.
You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever. |
Posts: 47,314
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
Casino cash: $8150755
|
Unfortunately, sometimes we get the children our mothers wished upon us so many years ago.
|
Posts: 12,184
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $25421
|
Get drunk everyday, get married, have kids, get divorced, pay child support.
Appreciate that you just got screwed the last 25 years when you turn 50.
__________________
"Those who don't believe in magic will never find it" |
Posts: 56,933
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $-1605266
|
Make sure you graduate college.
Start a retirement fund and contribute. Save as much money as humanly possible. Make sure if you get married it's the right one. Make goddamn mother****ing sure. Stay in shape. It's harder to get back in shape than stay in shape. Keep in touch with your legit friends. |
Posts: 60,024
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|