B-17 #5 El Duderino's Mission Recap Thread

Talisman · 01-24-2004, 04:10 PM

Here's a thread where we can keep our missions, celebrate the good runs, review the bad ones, and drink to fallen crew members.

Let's hope The Dude is still flying high many missions from now.

Talisman · 01-24-2004, 04:15 PM

Plane #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260
Copilot SNR
Bombardier Garcia Bronco
Navigator philfree
Engineer Talisman
Radio Op. AJKCFAN
Tail Gunner Radar Chief
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy
Right Waist Gunner Scaga
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13

Target: Meaulte
B-17 is in the middle lower portion of the bomber wave (More vulnerable)

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel
No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 driven away by fighters

3 Me109s driven away by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
No Flak!
Bomb run off target – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Me110 driven off by fighters

4 Me109s attack, 2 are driven off by fighters

Philfree fires in defense, misses
Garcia Bronco fires in defense, damages Me109
Scaga fires in defense, misses

Me scores one hit on B-17
-tail – Radarchief’s suit heater is knocked out (Gunners had heated flight suits.)

Me misses

1 Me circles, attacks again

Philfree fires in defense, misses
Talisman fires in defense, damages Me109

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

No enemy
El Duderino drops to 10,000 feet to prevent frostbite to Radarchief
Poor weather
Good landing by EndDelt despite poor weather

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260
Copilot SNR
Bombardier Garcia Bronco
Navigator philfree
Engineer Talisman
Radio Op. AJKCFAN
Tail Gunner Radar Chief
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy
Right Waist Gunner Scaga
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13

Someone get Radar Chief some hot chocolate - stat!

Talisman · 01-25-2004, 04:15 PM

Crew, I made some updated nose art I like better...

Talisman · 01-28-2004, 08:21 AM

B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (1)
Copilot SNR (1)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (1)
Navigator philfree (1)
Engineer Talisman (1)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (1)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (1)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (1)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (1)
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (1)
---------------------

Target: Lille
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 driven away by fighters

1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 driven away by fighters

Garcia Bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

1 Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 1 hit
-philfree sustains light wound to left thigh

Me circles and attacks again

Radar Chief fires, kills Me109

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light flak - misses
Bomb run off target – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 driven away by fighters

Garcia Bronco fires, misses
Radar Chief fires, damages Me110
Hawaiianboy fires, misses

Me and Fw both miss, break off attack

4 Me109s attack – 2 driven away by fighters

Johnnyv13 fires, misses
Philfree fires, misses

1 Me misses, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage in pilot compartment
-superficial damage in starboard wing

Me circles and attacks again

Philfree fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

1 Me misses, break off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

1 Me109 driven off by fighters

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (1)
Copilot SNR (1)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (1)
Navigator philfree (1)
Engineer Talisman (1)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (1)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (1)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (1)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (1)
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (1)

They make it look so easy.

-----------------------------

If that donk bombardier of ours doesn't start hitting something...

Hopefully he'll have an accident getting up off of some furniture or tripping over a pet or something.

Scaga · 01-28-2004, 09:05 AM

All thsi $hit going on and I don't even fire a shot????

Must have been up front refilling my beer.

**Rain Man** · 01-28-2004, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scaga

All thsi $hit going on and I don't even fire a shot????

Must have been up front refilling my beer.

Word is apparently spreading among the Luftwaffe to avoid the starboard side of El Duderino.

Talisman · 01-28-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scaga

All thsi $hit going on and I don't even fire a shot????

Must have been up front refilling my beer.

And the strange part is that you were just as effective as I was. At least you got a beer out of the deal.

**Rain Man** · 01-28-2004, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talisman

And the strange part is that you were just as effective as I was. At least you got a beer out of the deal.

Rumor has it that one of your bullets landed in a dowager's rose garden and started a small fire that she had to stamp out. So don't despair; your presence is being felt in Fortress Europe.

JohnnyV13 · 01-28-2004, 11:49 PM

WEll....at least Radar Chief is hitting stuff.

BTW..when I said I liked "Jenny Tramp" as the nose art...I meant I liked the PICTURE..not so much the NAME.

BUT..i like the new nose art as well.

Scaga · 02-05-2004, 11:53 AM

B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (2)
Copilot SNR (2)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (2)
Navigator philfree (2)
Engineer Talisman (2)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (2)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (2)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (2)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (2)
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (2)

Target: Lille (getting a lot of attention today)
Mid formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 driven away by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak - misses
Garcia Bronco nails it – 50% score!

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me109s attack – 1 driven away by fighters

philfree fires, misses
scaga fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to tail

Me circles, attacks again

Talisman fires, misses (other crew members roll their eyes and shake their heads)
Radarchief fires, damages Me109

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

1 Me109 driven away by fighters

3 Me110s driven away by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

2 Me110s driven away by fighters

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (2)
Copilot SNR (2)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (2)
Navigator philfree (2)
Engineer Talisman (2)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (2)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (2)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (2)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (2)
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (2)

The ground crew pops a bottle of champagne for the excellent bombing run, and pretends once again to check out what’s wrong with Talisman’s gun sights.

~notice I'm not saying $hit about Talisman's missing as I haven't done jack either....but at least I'm catching a good buzz..

~

Garcia Bronco · 02-06-2004, 12:39 PM

I'm doing alright I suppose. 50% on mission...I need to get better.

JohnnyV13 · 02-08-2004, 02:27 PM

WOOOO HOOOO

I HIT SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!

**RealSNR** · 02-12-2004, 06:26 AM

We lose our first crew member. God be with you, Johnny!

Scaga · 02-12-2004, 06:29 AM

B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (4)
Copilot SNR (4)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (4)
Navigator philfree (4)
Engineer Talisman (4)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (4)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (4)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (4)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (4)
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (4)

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Fw190 attacks

ajkcfan fires, misses
talisman fires, misses
Johnnyv13 fires, damages Fw190

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Poor Weather, thick cloud cover
Medium Flak - misses
Bomb run off target due to weather – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Fw190s attack

talisman fires, kills Fw190
scaga fires, hits Fw190
Garcia bronco fires, misses

Hit Fw scores 4 hits
-nose – bomb controls knocked out (too late, Adolf)
-starboard wing root damaged
-waist – johnnyv13 killed by hit to right hip
-tail – tail guns knocked out of commission

Fw circles, attack again

Hawaiianboy fires, misses
radarchief fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy
Radarchief moves up to take Johnnyv13’s position

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (4)
Copilot SNR (4)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (4)
Navigator philfree (4)
Engineer Talisman (4)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (4)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (4)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (4)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (4)
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Enddelt has to write his first letter.

Me AND Talisman hit something...
and we lose a crew member???

War IS hell!

JohnnyV13 · 02-12-2004, 06:32 AM

I'M DEAD??????????????

Damn....and i was waiting for my chance to take over the plane over all of YOUR corpses. Sigh...so much for my budding megalomanical plans of power.

01-24-2004, 04:10 PM	Topic Starter
Talisman Champions Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Des Moines, IA Casino cash: $276743	B-17 #5 El Duderino's Mission Recap Thread Here's a thread where we can keep our missions, celebrate the good runs, review the bad ones, and drink to fallen crew members. Let's hope The Dude is still flying high many missions from now.
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01-24-2004, 04:15 PM	#2
Talisman Champions Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Des Moines, IA Casino cash: $276743	Mission 1 Plane #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 Copilot SNR Bombardier Garcia Bronco Navigator philfree Engineer Talisman Radio Op. AJKCFAN Tail Gunner Radar Chief Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy Right Waist Gunner Scaga Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 Target: Meaulte B-17 is in the middle lower portion of the bomber wave (More vulnerable) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me109 driven away by fighters 3 Me109s driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak! Bomb run off target – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Me110 driven off by fighters 4 Me109s attack, 2 are driven off by fighters Philfree fires in defense, misses Garcia Bronco fires in defense, damages Me109 Scaga fires in defense, misses Me scores one hit on B-17 -tail – Radarchief’s suit heater is knocked out (Gunners had heated flight suits.) Me misses 1 Me circles, attacks again Philfree fires in defense, misses Talisman fires in defense, damages Me109 Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England No enemy El Duderino drops to 10,000 feet to prevent frostbite to Radarchief Poor weather Good landing by EndDelt despite poor weather Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 Copilot SNR Bombardier Garcia Bronco Navigator philfree Engineer Talisman Radio Op. AJKCFAN Tail Gunner Radar Chief Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy Right Waist Gunner Scaga Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 Someone get Radar Chief some hot chocolate - stat! Last edited by Talisman; 01-28-2004 at 08:22 AM..
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01-25-2004, 04:15 PM	#3
Talisman Champions Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Des Moines, IA Casino cash: $276743	Crew, I made some updated nose art I like better... Attached Thumbnails
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01-28-2004, 08:21 AM	#4
Talisman Champions Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Des Moines, IA Casino cash: $276743	Mission 2 B-17 #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (1) Copilot SNR (1) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (1) Navigator philfree (1) Engineer Talisman (1) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (1) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (1) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (1) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (1) Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (1) --------------------- Target: Lille Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me109 driven away by fighters 1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 driven away by fighters Garcia Bronco fires, misses Talisman fires, misses 1 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 1 hit -philfree sustains light wound to left thigh Me circles and attacks again Radar Chief fires, kills Me109 Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light flak - misses Bomb run off target – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 driven away by fighters Garcia Bronco fires, misses Radar Chief fires, damages Me110 Hawaiianboy fires, misses Me and Fw both miss, break off attack 4 Me109s attack – 2 driven away by fighters Johnnyv13 fires, misses Philfree fires, misses 1 Me misses, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage in pilot compartment -superficial damage in starboard wing Me circles and attacks again Philfree fires, misses Talisman fires, misses 1 Me misses, break off attack Zone 2: English Channel 1 Me109 driven off by fighters Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (1) Copilot SNR (1) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (1) Navigator philfree (1) Engineer Talisman (1) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (1) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (1) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (1) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (1) Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (1) They make it look so easy. ----------------------------- If that donk bombardier of ours doesn't start hitting something... Hopefully he'll have an accident getting up off of some furniture or tripping over a pet or something.
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01-28-2004, 09:05 AM	#5
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $1141665	Mission #2 All thsi $hit going on and I don't even fire a shot???? Must have been up front refilling my beer. __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
Posts: 3,401

01-28-2004, 11:49 PM	#9
JohnnyV13 Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Tucson AZ Casino cash: $5385200	WEll....at least Radar Chief is hitting stuff. BTW..when I said I liked "Jenny Tramp" as the nose art...I meant I liked the PICTURE..not so much the NAME. BUT..i like the new nose art as well.
Posts: 4,222

02-05-2004, 11:53 AM	#10
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $1141665	Mission #3 B-17 #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (2) Copilot SNR (2) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (2) Navigator philfree (2) Engineer Talisman (2) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (2) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (2) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (2) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (2) Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (2) Target: Lille (getting a lot of attention today) Mid formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me109 driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak - misses Garcia Bronco nails it – 50% score! Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me109s attack – 1 driven away by fighters philfree fires, misses scaga fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to tail Me circles, attacks again Talisman fires, misses (other crew members roll their eyes and shake their heads) Radarchief fires, damages Me109 Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack 1 Me109 driven away by fighters 3 Me110s driven away by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 2 Me110s driven away by fighters Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (2) Copilot SNR (2) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (2) Navigator philfree (2) Engineer Talisman (2) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (2) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (2) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (2) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (2) Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (2) The ground crew pops a bottle of champagne for the excellent bombing run, and pretends once again to check out what’s wrong with Talisman’s gun sights. ~notice I'm not saying $hit about Talisman's missing as I haven't done jack either....but at least I'm catching a good buzz.. ~ __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
Posts: 3,401

02-06-2004, 12:39 PM	#11
Garcia Bronco No Keys, No Problem Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denver Casino cash: $1683136	I'm doing alright I suppose. 50% on mission...I need to get better.
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02-08-2004, 02:27 PM	#12
JohnnyV13 Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Tucson AZ Casino cash: $5385200	WOOOO HOOOO I HIT SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
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02-12-2004, 06:29 AM	#14
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $1141665	mission #5 B-17 #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (4) Copilot SNR (4) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (4) Navigator philfree (4) Engineer Talisman (4) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (4) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (4) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (4) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (4) Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (4) Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190 attacks ajkcfan fires, misses talisman fires, misses Johnnyv13 fires, damages Fw190 Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Poor Weather, thick cloud cover Medium Flak - misses Bomb run off target due to weather – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Fw190s attack talisman fires, kills Fw190 scaga fires, hits Fw190 Garcia bronco fires, misses Hit Fw scores 4 hits -nose – bomb controls knocked out (too late, Adolf) -starboard wing root damaged -waist – johnnyv13 killed by hit to right hip -tail – tail guns knocked out of commission Fw circles, attack again Hawaiianboy fires, misses radarchief fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Radarchief moves up to take Johnnyv13’s position Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (4) Copilot SNR (4) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (4) Navigator philfree (4) Engineer Talisman (4) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (4) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (4) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (4) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (4) Left Waist Gunner XXX Enddelt has to write his first letter. Me AND Talisman hit something... and we lose a crew member??? War IS hell! __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
Posts: 3,401

02-12-2004, 06:32 AM	#15
JohnnyV13 Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Tucson AZ Casino cash: $5385200	I'M DEAD?????????????? Damn....and i was waiting for my chance to take over the plane over all of YOUR corpses. Sigh...so much for my budding megalomanical plans of power.
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