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I'll be back.
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This is your opportunity to make her cower before the sheer might of your virility.
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Supporter
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Buy her a pocket rocket and tamp her like a post once or twice per week.
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Cum on her face
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Let xtop **** her
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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He wouldn't do it. He'd stop, take some selfies, and whine about how he doesn't look like a supermodel.
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Don't Tease Me
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Anti Freeze will slow that shit down.
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I think an excellent marker for how successful a relationship is going to be is the amount of honesty that exists from the start.
If you can't be honest, it's shit. If she can't rub one out in the shower and let you sleep, it's shit. What makes you think she wouldn't understand? We peak way later than you guys. We're not unaware creatures.
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Omg. Pity sex. Better she hears the truth now or the potential for her to believe you ****ed her without really wanting to goes up astronomically. I'm a proud woman. That would bother me. Buy a new showerhead. Tell her you're exhausted but you don't want her to not spend the night. So you bought her a present. She'll giggle and you can shuffle your feet and stammer your truth. She'll be comforting and you'll cockily throw her over your shoulder and say "starting tomorrow night."
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"You like to drink?"
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EDIT: This post goes to show that with women, it's not about doing X, Y and Z things of any sort.. You must do them in an order that she prefers.
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