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Old 08-15-2014, 12:56 PM   #1
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Old 08-15-2014, 01:05 PM   #2
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Really well done. And very - as noted - depressingly accurate.
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Old 08-15-2014, 01:56 PM   #3
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Old 08-15-2014, 05:37 PM   #4
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Old 08-15-2014, 01:53 PM   #5
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Old 08-15-2014, 02:09 PM   #6
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Old 08-15-2014, 02:39 PM   #7
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This letter from the chargers fan is hilarious.

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First, let me say that I'm still basking in the post Norv Turner glow. Getting rid of him was basically like getting a negative AIDS test. The problem with that is, you forget that it's probably not a great sign that you had to go get an AIDS test in the first place.
Our team is almost the exact same as it was last year. We made almost no upgrades. In fact, we signed Brandon Flowers, who the Chiefs released because he's size of one of Alex Smith's hands and almost every receiver in the AFC west is built like that dude from Game Of Thrones that smushed that one guy's head. And in order to GET Brandon Flowers, we released a corner who, admittedly wasn't great, but was young and 6'2". And guess who signed him? The Chiefs. Which means we were outsmarted by the Chiefs, which is a lot like losing a poker game to a dog dressed in human clothing. Our stadium is the worst in the league. It looks like it was built in Nicaragua in the 60s in hopes of getting the world cup. It's just cement with some grass in the middle.
We play the NFC West this year, so that's at least three losses and probably four. Meanwhile, once again our season is tied to Philip Rivers, meaning as a Charger fan you have to root for him to succeed even though in ANY other situation in life, if you met him, you'd wish for his failure and untimely demise because he is the biggest shit head on the planet. He recently had his seventh kid, presumably representing each of the wins we'll have this season.
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:55 PM   #8
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Old 08-15-2014, 02:57 PM   #9
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PS it was a ****ing funny article though lol.
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Old 08-15-2014, 02:59 PM   #10
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Old 08-15-2014, 03:04 PM   #11
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This is 100% correct. Sad when you actually read it lol
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Old 08-15-2014, 03:06 PM   #12
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I am sitting at my desk literally LOLing right now just watching this gif. This may be teh best thing ever.





http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...lts-1617529298
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Old 08-15-2014, 05:41 PM   #13
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...lts-1617529298
That slobbering, angry mfer attitude is exactly whats been missing here for so long and we've all known it for years... offense, defense... I dont CARE but give me some slobbery, barely understood yells from a leader on EITHER SIDE of the ball.

Someone, please... get personally upset about our plight.
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Old 08-16-2014, 05:15 PM   #14
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...lts-1617529298

It's just "Luck".. and, yes, I'm ready.

[ approaches the sideline ]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Colts, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my cell phone, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man throws a football well enough he will score a touchdown. Thank you.
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It's just "Luck".. and, yes, I'm ready.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the Colts, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my cell phone, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man throws a football well enough he will score a touchdown. Thank you.
I swear he looks like a caveman but you cant say that here because talking like that means you dont want a good QB.

He is such a ****ing dufus. Its hilarious and I enjoy laughing about it.
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