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Old 11-18-2014, 05:19 AM   #1
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An associate went for ~3 weeks on a christian mission family exchange type of deal. He said the first week is terrible, but about the time you start to "stink" your body adjusts to the food. Some of his stories were quite hilarious. He claimed it takes a while for your body to "quit stinking" after you get back home.

"I'm wet from my back to my balls while standing over a slippery hole in the floor with crap on my hand.... and there isn't a towel in sight. I've got to be doing something wrong."
I feel like I'm an easy going traveller with a fairly high gross-out threshold. But I have to admit - knowing that everyone around me probably just pulled shit out of their ass with their bare hand - is messing with me.

How do you make a samosa with one hand??? It's not possible.
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Old 11-17-2014, 01:50 AM   #2
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Not really. Had a good one tonight (so I thought) where it started out with great girth, length, and consistency. Imagine my surprise when at the end it sort of fizzled out into liquid. I thought it looked like a tail...a dolphin tail.


What's bad about it is at that exact moment I hear a loud screeching voice yelling "MAUGA!"

It was then that I knew I had been lured back to the rape dolphin's lair.
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Old 11-17-2014, 02:37 AM   #3
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Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.

So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion.
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Old 11-17-2014, 08:54 AM   #4
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Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.

So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion.
Nice work bud.
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Old 11-17-2014, 08:56 AM   #5
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Old 11-17-2014, 08:56 AM   #6
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Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:17 AM   #7
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Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........
Mud. No pics. Sparing CP of the carnage..........
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:05 AM   #8
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:14 AM   #9
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:33 AM   #10
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Any news on your front this morning?
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:35 AM   #11
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What's funny is; I actually DID have a true clean break about 10 minutes ago - and I'm not even joking.
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:36 AM   #12
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What's funny is; I actually DID have a true clean break about 10 minutes ago - and I'm not even joking.
I wasn't joking about mine yesterday either!
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any proof these things work? not to mention various height differences in people
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They work for sure.

Nature intended human beings to squat to relief themselves not sit comfortably on a porcelain throne.

The WORST toilet for people are the handicap stalls because they elevate you to a very unnatural position of sitting in a high chair with your feet barely touching the floor. Most people need to push too hard and that causes problems.
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