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Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $4137901
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Yeah, **** it. I took tomorrow off.
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Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
Casino cash: $-1028916
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Try not to shoot anybody on the way home.
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Embrace the love
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
Casino cash: $4037192
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I'm pretty sure, married or not or at any age I'd not be cool with a guy telling me he's going to nail my daughter.
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Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
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My response, "well, you obviously taught her that after she graduated from college." It's going to be awkward at the breakfast table in the morning. ![]() |
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#5 |
Embrace the love
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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#6 | |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $4137901
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Shoukd've just said, "oh, it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard". Then under your breath say, "I'll take something I never say to my wife for $1000, alex." |
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Changes pants while driving
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Washington D.C.
Casino cash: $2030495
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You're going to **** her on the breakfast table? Yeah, that might piss him off. |
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $-1648100
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Well, adios mother****er!
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#9 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Butte Montana
Casino cash: $7658507
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That bar looks familiar. Merry Christmas
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#10 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $4137901
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You should come back for another visit.
This morning, it's not your mosa its mimosa Last edited by crazycoffey; 10-23-2015 at 06:12 PM.. |
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#11 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $-1450178
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Not yet, but I have 2 bottles of Evan Williams egg nog tempting me
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#12 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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#13 |
Blah Blah Blah
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In front of the computer.
Casino cash: $1979559
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Just settled down with a glass of scotch watching Christmas Story until the kids fall asleep so I can wrap presents. Cheers.
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#14 |
Supporter
Join Date: Mar 2003
Casino cash: $657626
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About 10oz of wild turkey 101.
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#15 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
Casino cash: $645380
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But you made it young man. No matter what, you made it. So have a toast, but no need to tie one on, you already beat a bad year.
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