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Unsparing
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Does she have a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma?
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Sarcasm
Join Date: Dec 2007
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I didn't know DenverChief was gay either.
I have a good gay joke. What do horses eat? Hay. What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaay. |
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Pedantic
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Haughton, LA
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So I have a confession then. My wife's vagina also stinks. So much so that I told her I hated eating the poon. This was almost a prenuptial prior to us getting married. Now in the 8 years of our being married, yes 8 years because everything else is awesome, I have went down 1 time, and I almost threw up. I tried subtly to bring it up as she would get frustrated when I didn't munch, but finally just came out and told her bluntly. Well that backfired and we fought for 2 weeks after, and trust me when you say it, you can't unsay it. She eventually went into a denial phase, then acted like she completely forgot that Iever said it. Now she gets mad again cuz iI won't do it. I swear if she cheats that will be the only reason. I've tried to encourage her to get a lesbian side piece to fulfill that need, as she used to experiment, but nope not happening. I hope my story can help you. I know it has helped me to get this off my chest. 2nd time (her being the 1st) I ever talked about it. My friends all say my wife is smoking hot, because of the fake boobs, with a couple friends actively trying to convince us to swing. But I'm dude if you only knew. SMH!!
Oh and prior to our relationship, I ate the poon on a regular basis, I was like a Ninja on the monkey.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Maybe some of them can relate?
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In Search of a Life
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Too many holes that make it seem obvious its a joke, not enough sencerity to give good advice to some random "nOOb"
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Bolton gonna knock you out
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Mammoth penis
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Pedantic
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Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
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I just want to see the fake boobs. He didn't mention smelly boobs...
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Maybe you should buy her a nice cake?
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Mammoth penis
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Sarcasm
Join Date: Dec 2007
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You know why you should never try going down on your wife when you first wake up in the morning?
Ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich? |
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