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Old 11-25-2015, 02:46 PM   #1
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They say if you gotta go really bad think about sex and it will go away. It works when you gotta piss but I've never tried it in full shit mode.
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Old 11-25-2015, 08:59 PM   #2
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My worst was on a flight to Vegas about 15 years ago. My intestines always decompress on planes, so I always fart a lot when we get up to altitude. But this time I couldn't fart because I had this big cannon ball of shit in the way. So after massive stomach cramps I go to bathroom and blow the cannon ball out. The ball was larger than the circumference of the hole in the shitter. And since there's no water just suction there was a ring of fecal matter around the hole. Knowing my luck some hot looking chick would be waiting for the shitter lol luckily for me there was nobody in line (thank god)
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Old 11-25-2015, 09:09 PM   #3
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i was in cancun....after a night of delicious tacos with amazing habanero.....

I'm on hole 4 of the golf course, and it hits me like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber..

Tell my guys, you're gonna have to waste some time.....as I hop on the cart, and head back to the clubhouse.

I was sweating, freaking out....all the while driving backwards through the course, dodging golf balls from players on holes behind us.

Get to the clubhouse just in time, and it's Johnny Cash's "ring of fire" for a good 15 minutes.
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Old 11-25-2015, 09:16 PM   #4
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In terms of urgency, I've noticed a correlation between steak and urgent squats 1/2 hour later. Usually the better the steak, the more urgent. Or maybe it's just memorable because we'll often 'walk off' a good meal in a shop or mall, so I have to beat feet to an unfamiliar restroom.
Nothing else stressful about it. Medium soft. Clean breaker. But it's like there's an enzyme in beef that gets the tract moving.
Kind of like morning coffee.
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Old 11-25-2015, 09:23 PM   #5
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Old 11-25-2015, 09:55 PM   #6
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Old 11-25-2015, 10:33 PM   #7
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Old 11-25-2015, 10:56 PM   #8
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Old 11-25-2015, 11:51 PM   #9
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I ate a half pound of sugar free gummy bears.

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Old 11-26-2015, 12:01 AM   #10
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Dude I did this too in high school, was awful
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Old 11-26-2015, 12:03 AM   #11
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Dude I did this too in high school, was awful
It was the greatest Amazon review in history though.
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Old 11-26-2015, 03:46 PM   #12
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Never heard of the gummy bear thing. Sounds like I'm glad I didnt. Lol
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Old 11-26-2015, 12:09 AM   #13
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Never heard of the gummy bear thing. Sounds like I'm glad I didnt. Lol
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Old 11-26-2015, 05:55 AM   #15
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Never heard of the gummy bear thing. Sounds like I'm glad I didnt. Lol

Sugar-free candies often contain sorbitol, a sugar alcohol that sweetens foods but your body can't process. But it's a natural laxative. Eat very much, and you'll poo... A lot.

I knew a woman at the newspaper gig I worked. I passed by her desk and she was raving about these sugar-free Reece's. I warned her not to eat too many for the reason I just explained, and her eyes got big and she replied THAT must be why she'd been having so much diarrhea - she was eating a bag a day.
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