Poop What's the WORST that you've had to shit? - Page 4

Cornstock · 11-26-2015, 12:13 AM

On a camel trek in the middle east having eaten a bunch of local food the night before. I was fine in the morning and we traveled until it got warm around 11. I could feel it beginning to come on shortly before we stopped but being out in the open with no cover there was no decent place to go. When we stopped under a small tree to wait out the heat it was around 110 degrees (cool by most standards). There was a bush to the side of the tree and I figured I would need to use that as a screen. I wandered about 100 yards from the camp in the scorching sun, scraped a hole, and squatted. Having been in the middle east for several months I was accustomed to this technique by this time. Luckily I remembered TP in my pack.

There must have been something wrong with that food because it lead to me becoming pretty dehydrated and having some decent heat exhaustion. I'd had it a few years before so I knew how to treat it, and under normal circumstances I would have been able to cope with it all together, but the food pushed me over. But I didn't feel well for a few days obviously.

**Baby Lee** · 11-26-2015, 12:44 AM

I guess I was confused, judging by the responses.

Was this 'worst you had to shit' thread, or a 'worst shit you had' thread?

Chiefs=Champions · 11-26-2015, 06:50 AM

Went out to a greek restaurant and ate far too much and drunk a bottle of wine myself and more drinks with buddies at a friends house. Decided to walk home and about 10 minutes in to a 30 minute walk i was busting. Duck walked the whole 20 minutes home and absolutely let loose. Was a horrible experience.

rtmike · 11-26-2015, 12:20 PM

Never a WORST with me.

I had a staph blood infection that about killed me in March '13. I had a port shoved into my inside left bicep pumping me with antibodies 24/7 for 3 months.

My level of injury dictates no bowel or bladder control and the antibodies give me the runs. So about 3 times a day I'd have to lay down to clean myself. That in itself is a chore when I can't see what I'm cleaning. Try imagining taking off a diaper through your legs full of doop when you can't move or feel them. Lots of showers in those 3 months, lol.
Then every time I'd have to lay down to do the cleaning I was always fighting the antibody pump's tube. I pulled the port out enough that any more and I'd have to of had it re-inserted.

I do remember in grade school walking home from school about 2 miles & pinching loafs the last hundred feet or so & not actually making it a few times. Weak sphincter I guess, lol.

BucEyedPea · 11-27-2015, 01:28 AM

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Athis · 10-21-2018, 07:44 PM

This happened during Mardi Gras..The Saturday before Mardi Gras I drank Vodka and cranberry all day. Wake up Sunday morning feeling good and try to take a dump and that is a no go. Packed up the car to go to my brothers house for more parades. While on the parade route I start to feel the rumbles. I tell my GF we have to leave now.

What would usually take about 15 minute ride back to her house took about 45 minutes. That ride was from hell. I was sweating..Traffic and red lights..I thought I was going to crap myself while driving. Finally make it back to her house and as I was getting out of the car I start yelling "I am losing control" she is laughing..I crapped my pants in a big way. I was able to get to the bathroom and just as I was pulling down my pants I lost control again and crapped all over the toilet. She was an angel because she took my clothes and cleaned them up and washed them.

scho63 · 10-21-2018, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Athis

This happened during Mardi Gras..The Saturday before Mardi Gras I drank Vodka and cranberry all day. Wake up Sunday morning feeling good and try to take a dump and that is a no go. Packed up the car to go to my brothers house for more parades. While on the parade route I start to feel the rumbles. I tell my GF we have to leave now.

What would usually take about 15 minute ride back to her house took about 45 minutes. That ride was from hell. I was sweating..Traffic and red lights..I thought I was going to crap myself while driving. Finally make it back to her house and as I was getting out of the car I start yelling "I am losing control" she is laughing..I crapped my pants in a big way. I was able to get to the bathroom and just as I was pulling down my pants I lost control again and crapped all over the toilet. She was an angel because she took my clothes and cleaned them up and washed them.

So you haven't posted very much in 14 years and you decide to bump a three year old thread about the worst shit you ever took.

Strange, very very strange.

**Baby Lee** · 10-21-2018, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63

So you haven't posted very much in 14 years and you decide to bump a three year old thread about the worst shit you ever took.

Strange, very very strange.

Maybe he experienced an urgent need to share, before the memory made a mess all over everything.

Athis · 10-21-2018, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63

So you haven't posted very much in 14 years and you decide to bump a three year old thread about the worst shit you ever took.

Strange, very very strange.

Yeah I see I made a mistake...I was looking at another thread and had this link in there and posted to the wrong thread.....My humble apologies.

scho63 · 10-21-2018, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Athis

Yeah I see I made a mistake...I was looking at another thread and had this link in there and posted to the wrong thread.....My humble apologies.

No need to apologize. If you need to shit you need to shit. Next time don't wait so long!

Titty Meat · 10-21-2018, 07:46 PM

Ate at this place called Joe Joe's on 43rd and Main. Had to shit si bad driving home back then I didnt believe in using public restrooms for shitting. I got to Overland Park from the Plaza in 7 mins. Barely made it to the toilet.

11-26-2015, 12:13 AM	#1
Cornstock Veteran Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $9986835	On a camel trek in the middle east having eaten a bunch of local food the night before. I was fine in the morning and we traveled until it got warm around 11. I could feel it beginning to come on shortly before we stopped but being out in the open with no cover there was no decent place to go. When we stopped under a small tree to wait out the heat it was around 110 degrees (cool by most standards). There was a bush to the side of the tree and I figured I would need to use that as a screen. I wandered about 100 yards from the camp in the scorching sun, scraped a hole, and squatted. Having been in the middle east for several months I was accustomed to this technique by this time. Luckily I remembered TP in my pack. There must have been something wrong with that food because it lead to me becoming pretty dehydrated and having some decent heat exhaustion. I'd had it a few years before so I knew how to treat it, and under normal circumstances I would have been able to cope with it all together, but the food pushed me over. But I didn't feel well for a few days obviously.
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11-26-2015, 12:44 AM	#2
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	I guess I was confused, judging by the responses. Was this 'worst you had to shit' thread, or a 'worst shit you had' thread? __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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11-26-2015, 06:50 AM	#3
Chiefs=Champions Training Camp Hero Join Date: Oct 2006 Casino cash: $7954801	Went out to a greek restaurant and ate far too much and drunk a bottle of wine myself and more drinks with buddies at a friends house. Decided to walk home and about 10 minutes in to a 30 minute walk i was busting. Duck walked the whole 20 minutes home and absolutely let loose. Was a horrible experience.
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11-26-2015, 12:20 PM	#4
rtmike union paraplegic organizer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: western Kansas Casino cash: $8590000	Never a WORST with me. I had a staph blood infection that about killed me in March '13. I had a port shoved into my inside left bicep pumping me with antibodies 24/7 for 3 months. My level of injury dictates no bowel or bladder control and the antibodies give me the runs. So about 3 times a day I'd have to lay down to clean myself. That in itself is a chore when I can't see what I'm cleaning. Try imagining taking off a diaper through your legs full of doop when you can't move or feel them. Lots of showers in those 3 months, lol. Then every time I'd have to lay down to do the cleaning I was always fighting the antibody pump's tube. I pulled the port out enough that any more and I'd have to of had it re-inserted. I do remember in grade school walking home from school about 2 miles & pinching loafs the last hundred feet or so & not actually making it a few times. Weak sphincter I guess, lol. __________________ I like to sleep For I'm walking in my dreams. Live life like every DAY is your last!
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11-27-2015, 01:28 AM	#5
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10-21-2018, 07:44 PM	#6
Athis Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Orleans Casino cash: $3464294	This happened during Mardi Gras..The Saturday before Mardi Gras I drank Vodka and cranberry all day. Wake up Sunday morning feeling good and try to take a dump and that is a no go. Packed up the car to go to my brothers house for more parades. While on the parade route I start to feel the rumbles. I tell my GF we have to leave now. What would usually take about 15 minute ride back to her house took about 45 minutes. That ride was from hell. I was sweating..Traffic and red lights..I thought I was going to crap myself while driving. Finally make it back to her house and as I was getting out of the car I start yelling "I am losing control" she is laughing..I crapped my pants in a big way. I was able to get to the bathroom and just as I was pulling down my pants I lost control again and crapped all over the toilet. She was an angel because she took my clothes and cleaned them up and washed them.
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10-21-2018, 07:46 PM	#11
Titty Meat Inmem 2.0 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: My house Casino cash: $-1262442	Ate at this place called Joe Joe's on 43rd and Main. Had to shit si bad driving home back then I didnt believe in using public restrooms for shitting. I got to Overland Park from the Plaza in 7 mins. Barely made it to the toilet.
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