Football Give me every team's conspiracy story to win the Super Bowl. - Page 2

**Nzoner** · 10-12-2016, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJJasonp

The only fly in the ointment for that theory is Jerry Jones (though maybe he did several years back and now he's running low on cash-flow?).

No,JJ ****ed it all up when he went to war with the NFL over marketing rights and won.He may be BIG but not as BIG as the league.

**jjchieffan** · 10-12-2016, 08:16 AM

I don't think that it's determined at this point in the season. The league may use refereeing to influence certain games(such as Denver-Carolina), but I believe that the regular season is left to play itself out for the most part. But when those final 12 teams get in the playoffs, then the deals are made to determine the Suoerface champion, or at least the Suoerface participants. After all, it's the postseason that drives the popularity of every sport, so of course they want to control the big show participants to drive the best ratings And most people are just oblivious to it. They don't want to believe it's fixed. So they convince themselves that it's real. Much like Hillary supporters denying that she and Bill are murders despite the fact that they have been tied to over 100 "mysterious" deaths over the past 3 decades. Instead they write it off as conspiracy theories, while the culprits behind them continue to thrive.

**RealSNR** · 10-12-2016, 01:26 PM

Denver-- Bowlen forgot that he forked over all that bribe money last year, so he cut a huge check for the NFL yet again. In the memo blank, it says, "Jake Plummer deserves a ring!"

Discuss Thrower · 10-12-2016, 03:12 PM

Cardinals: Feel good story for a QB who's made a career of being good but banged up and a little bit of payback for the Bidwill clan in light of the 2009 SB.

**Rain Man** · 10-12-2016, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Cardinals: Feel good story for a QB who's made a career of being good but banged up and a little bit of payback for the Bidwill clan in light of the 2009 SB.

Arizona

Pros - As mentioned above, plus Larry Fitzgerald has been a great ambassador for the league for years. The league has wanted to make Patrick Peterson a star for several years, and he needs a national stage.

Cons - The Steelers may not want Carson Palmer to win, and the Steelers get what they want. The fans in the stands are probably older and not in the target demographic. Also, the Bidwells are kind of the unpopular kids in the club, the ones who always seem to be on the periphery.

**SAGA45** · 10-12-2016, 03:13 PM

49ers - Kaepernick. Whole world tunes in just to watch the National Anthem.

MagicHef · 10-12-2016, 04:53 PM

Anti-Seahawks: Turns out that Russel Wilson is actually pretty weird, and not as relatable as previously thought.

Pasta Little Brioni · 10-12-2016, 04:58 PM

Patriots for taking a dive in pile high last year. B8ggest joke of a season in league history.

**notorious** · 10-12-2016, 05:16 PM

I can see the Raiders getting a big boost because of their large fanbase, the Vegas move, and their offense will draw more viewers.

The Rams need some pub, but they won't get a real Super Bowl nudge from the officials for at least a couple years.

We all better hope that Lynch has the personality of a rock. If he has Televison Moxie, Denver will continue to get benefits for the next 15 years.

As far as Carr goes, I've heard his interviews. The kid is interesting, so we are ****ed on that front.

The Chiefs have no national personality except for maybe Marcus Peters. This team is major league ****ed when it comes to SB chances. BORING.

In58men · 10-12-2016, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious

I can see the Raiders getting a big boost because of their large fanbase, the Vegas move, and their offense will draw more viewers.

The Rams need some pub, but they won't get a real Super Bowl nudge from the officials for at least a couple years.

We all better hope that Lynch has the personality of a rock. If he has Televison Moxie, Denver will continue to get benefits for the next 15 years.

As far as Carr goes, I've heard his interviews. The kid is interesting, so we are ****ed on that front.

The Chiefs have no national personality except for maybe Marcus Peters. This team is major league ****ed when it comes to SB chances. BORING.

Exactly the league wants a Marshawn Lynch, Gronk, JJ Watt, OBJ, Rodgers etc etc.

What on Earth would the commentators even say about us? Chiefs really came along way since Javon Belcher, Greg.

Pasta Little Brioni · 10-12-2016, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious

I can see the Raiders getting a big boost because of their large fanbase, the Vegas move, and their offense will draw more viewers.

The Rams need some pub, but they won't get a real Super Bowl nudge from the officials for at least a couple years.

We all better hope that Lynch has the personality of a rock. If he has Televison Moxie, Denver will continue to get benefits for the next 15 years.

As far as Carr goes, I've heard his interviews. The kid is interesting, so we are ****ed on that front.

The Chiefs have no national personality except for maybe Marcus Peters. This team is major league ****ed when it comes to SB chances. BORING.

Nothing to worry about Lynch brah

They are trying to hype Semenboy as a wonder kid though

**Rain Man** · 10-12-2016, 08:11 PM

Okay, I'm going to start over with the pros and cons.

Atlanta Falcons

Pros - It's one of the top ten TV markets in the country and the team has never been awarded a super bowl win. Matt Ryan is a boy scout who would not sully the title, and Dwight Freeney played with Peyton Manning for several years, which would give us a good chance to cash in on Manning talk during the game.

Cons - Matt Ryan is too clean-cut and doesn't show enough personality to be a league marquee guy. No one knows who Julio Jones is unless they're football fans.

**Rain Man** · 10-12-2016, 08:14 PM

Baltimore Ravens

Pros - Baltimore Ravens - A win would be inspiring for the City of Baltimore after their anti-police riots and police pullback. Plus, Terrell Suggs will be retiring soon and this would give the NFL a great way to continue the "Baltimore linebackers" story line after Murderin' Ray Lewis got his sendoff.

Cons - Terrell Suggs is unattractive. It may be too soon after the Ray Rice thing. They've already been given a couple of super bowls in the last 15 years, and shouldn't get preference over other east coast teams in Washington and New York.

MMXcalibur · 10-12-2016, 08:28 PM

Cleveland: Can't let LeBron overshadow the Browns!

**Rain Man** · 10-12-2016, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

Cleveland: Can't let LeBron overshadow the Browns!

Oh, that's a good one. The NFL could build on the foundation set by the NBA. Cleveland could potentially win it all this year.

10-12-2016, 08:16 AM	#2
jjchieffan Supporter Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Highlandville, MO Casino cash: $-187752	I don't think that it's determined at this point in the season. The league may use refereeing to influence certain games(such as Denver-Carolina), but I believe that the regular season is left to play itself out for the most part. But when those final 12 teams get in the playoffs, then the deals are made to determine the Suoerface champion, or at least the Suoerface participants. After all, it's the postseason that drives the popularity of every sport, so of course they want to control the big show participants to drive the best ratings And most people are just oblivious to it. They don't want to believe it's fixed. So they convince themselves that it's real. Much like Hillary supporters denying that she and Bill are murders despite the fact that they have been tied to over 100 "mysterious" deaths over the past 3 decades. Instead they write it off as conspiracy theories, while the culprits behind them continue to thrive. __________________ Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. Following the historical accounts and the genealogy from that point on, the age of the Earth is approximately 6000-7000 years old. The Big Bullshit Theory is a lie. It and the evolution theory go against real science. Satan has used our public school system to brainwash everyone into believing these lies. Be not decieved.
Posts: 13,355

10-12-2016, 03:12 PM	#4
Discuss Thrower "You like to drink?" Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: "I like to drink." Casino cash: $-470000	Cardinals: Feel good story for a QB who's made a career of being good but banged up and a little bit of payback for the Bidwill clan in light of the 2009 SB. __________________ Chiefs 2016 Opponents: Home: JAX, TEN, NO, TB, NYJ. Away: HOU, IND, ATL, CAR, PIT Chiefs 2017 Opponents: Home: BUF, MIA, PHI, WSH, AFC North. Away: NE, NYJ, NYG, DAL, AFC South
Posts: 45,286

10-12-2016, 03:13 PM	#6
SAGA45 Supporter Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Compton, CA Casino cash: $1904955	49ers - Kaepernick. Whole world tunes in just to watch the National Anthem.
Posts: 1,978

10-12-2016, 04:53 PM	#7
MagicHef The Seated Villain Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $520247	Anti-Seahawks: Turns out that Russel Wilson is actually pretty weird, and not as relatable as previously thought. __________________ With a sack in 61% of his games, SB MVP Von Miller is the most consistent pass rusher in NFL history.
Posts: 10,754

10-12-2016, 04:58 PM	#8
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $78880	Patriots for taking a dive in pile high last year. B8ggest joke of a season in league history. __________________ **Official TFWdemB Trivia Commisioner**
Posts: 73,050

10-12-2016, 05:16 PM	#9
notorious Supporter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Who knows? Casino cash: $-1064116	I can see the Raiders getting a big boost because of their large fanbase, the Vegas move, and their offense will draw more viewers. The Rams need some pub, but they won't get a real Super Bowl nudge from the officials for at least a couple years. We all better hope that Lynch has the personality of a rock. If he has Televison Moxie, Denver will continue to get benefits for the next 15 years. As far as Carr goes, I've heard his interviews. The kid is interesting, so we are **ed on that front. The Chiefs have no national personality except for maybe Marcus Peters. This team is major league **ed when it comes to SB chances. BORING.
Posts: 88,604

10-12-2016, 08:11 PM	#12
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-772449 VARSITY	Okay, I'm going to start over with the pros and cons. Atlanta Falcons Pros - It's one of the top ten TV markets in the country and the team has never been awarded a super bowl win. Matt Ryan is a boy scout who would not sully the title, and Dwight Freeney played with Peyton Manning for several years, which would give us a good chance to cash in on Manning talk during the game. Cons - Matt Ryan is too clean-cut and doesn't show enough personality to be a league marquee guy. No one knows who Julio Jones is unless they're football fans. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,604

10-12-2016, 08:14 PM	#13
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-772449 VARSITY	Baltimore Ravens Pros - Baltimore Ravens - A win would be inspiring for the City of Baltimore after their anti-police riots and police pullback. Plus, Terrell Suggs will be retiring soon and this would give the NFL a great way to continue the "Baltimore linebackers" story line after Murderin' Ray Lewis got his sendoff. Cons - Terrell Suggs is unattractive. It may be too soon after the Ray Rice thing. They've already been given a couple of super bowls in the last 15 years, and shouldn't get preference over other east coast teams in Washington and New York. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,604

10-12-2016, 08:28 PM	#14
MMXcalibur Pessimistically optimistic. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Denver, CO Casino cash: $-144914	Cleveland: Can't let LeBron overshadow the Browns!
Posts: 16,747