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![]() And for the record, when I'm slummin' it (which is often because I'm a tight azz) I drink Milwaukee's Best light. As far as cheap beer is concerned, probably the best one I have ever had. |
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pie is never free
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![]() Here is a funny cheap beer story. Years ago, back when we were young and poor, a buddy of mine bought 2 cases (4 12 packs) of Schlitz because it was cheap (obviously) and because it had a cool design on the box. That stuff was AWFUL!! Like the kind of awful that won't even allow you to drink it after getting drunk on good beer ![]() We gave that stuff away to all the people who would stop by and ask for a beer. I think we lost friends in that deal ![]() |
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Lawn mow'n beer
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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I thought you just liked drinking water down piss.
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In Search of a Life
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I don't need to drink as much now that my Brother in Law got divorced.
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Said in such an eloquent manner... Mine holidays are better without my in laws coming into my house and expecting me not to have a drink....
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In Search of a Life
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Could not be in the same room with her. He is better off too.
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I was doing 75mph in a new Ford F-150 4wd with a load of wood and I had to stop and let the FIL feel the tires for heat. I owned a chain of tires stores but that wasn't good enough for the ****er.
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Awoke at 4. Got things done on the ranch. Had screwdrivers with an English muffin for breakfast. Now my usual combination of Valium vodka and Vicodin is in full swing. Why should today be any different than any other day.
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Fish are scared of me
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Shit
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Not drinking
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I'm with the banned.
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If any of you get too drunk to post, let SAUTO know. He’s the designated poster.
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Shit
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˙ɹǝʇsod pǝʇɐuƃᴉsǝp ǝɥʇ s’ǝH ˙ʍouʞ O┴∩∀S ʇǝl 'ʇsod oʇ ʞunɹp ooʇ ʇǝƃ noʎ ɟo ʎuɐ ɟI . . Ì̴̛̫͔̦̜̥̘̝͓̼̘̒͑́͑͑͒̀͌f̨͚̭̯̱͇̩̮͖̺͗͛́̌̇ å̡̟̹͍̼͕̰̰̅̑͆͐̒͢n̸̡͇̫͖͓̤͎̟̺̾̄̄͗̈́̽̓͢͠y̰̮̮͇̘̲̖̺̍͒̋͒͠ͅ o̶̡͎͙͕̩̅̂͒̀͡͠f̵̜̖͍̥͓͉̣̗̃̓̽̂͑̅ y̴̛͚̟̪͍̭̓͒̒̐̈͝õ̹̥̣͖̔̈́͋̕͜ų̯̝̭̟͇͖͕͚̺̿̎̄̏̒̕͠͠ g̡̛͚̤̰̲̮̼̗̯͆̓̅͒́̅̐̉͘ę̴̯̯̩̯̗͓͖̃̈́͑͊͆t̸̛͚̙̟͖̮͖̖͚̏̃̂̐͐̓̀͜ t̴̼͇̯͉͍͈̻̐̅͊̽̌͜͟͡͡ờ͉̳̜̪̜̪͙̇̍́͞ͅǫ̳̲͎͚̟̇͐̀̓͛̎̐ d̡̧̙̭̗͂́͊̅̀̈́̈́̚͝ŗ͕̠͚̗͛̍͑̆̓̚ų̧̛̲̱̗̜̬͇̌̑̋̎̕̕ņ͖̥̟͖͕͍̰͉̎̀͗̅̆ͅk̦̰͔̠̰̼̥͒̄̃̄͌͜͢ ț̢̩̣̮̫̮͗͑̓͒̿͋̓̌̽̚ǫ̵̨̯͍̞̜̃̏̄͆̓́̚͢͟ͅ p̧͔̻̖̺̟̘͖̍̒̎͒͜͡o̧͎͓͍͛̊̔̍̀́͑̃̊͜͠s̢̫̙͇̣̣̝̹̩͖͌̔̋̈́̐̽ţ̙̙̺̖̺̈̋̈̿͞,̶̧̛͈̥̬͖͍̑̽̑͂͊̉͜͝͠ l̶̯̝̲̬̖͈̫̿̈̽̀͂̿̓̌͌̚ͅȇ̸̢̦͖̩̟̫͛͐̐͊t̷̢̧̖͙̖̺̰̬̄̃̃̈͘̕̚͟͞ S̶̛̛̼̤̩͎̪̪̈͘̚A̸̛̰̥̼̮̹̜̭̮͒͐̿͘̕͡͞ͅU̵͉̦͈͍̟̬̞̦̽̌̏̍͡Ţ̸̡̲̪͍͔͓̰́̎̈̂̈̒̾̎́O̧̟̜͚̪̟̯̜͗̐͑̽́ k̴̢̪̻̝̫̜̞̘̣͌̿͑͆͌͡ͅń̶̛̝̯͇̭͔̖̀̔́̕̚̕ͅǭ̵̨̩̯͔͇̥̤̝̭̑̅̔͂̀w̦̻̤͕͕͖̰͔̤̪̑͆͋͌̓̐̍̚̕.̴̲͍͙̼͉͙̇͛̾́͐͛͆̆͘ H̴̡̢̳͉̺̬̫̲̊̑͌͊̇̀͛̐̆͢e̢̨̪͙͚͕͌̇̿͊́̃̆̓͘̕’̸̧̹̥̳̳͖̖̣̃͌̀̇̓̑͘̕s̡̘̖͚̮͎̩͍̾̅̿̔̊͌́͞͝ ţ̡̙̻͇̪̟͖̯̓͆͑͡͞h̢͍͚̳̖̜̃́͗͌́͒͆͌͝͠ę͖̹͓̰̻̱̤͛͌̽̂̎͛͐͡ d̡̮͎̮̰̙̺̆̈́͊̃͆̑̓͝e̴̝͖̪̯͚͖̮͇̟̠͊̇̃͆̄͘̕̚͝͞s̷͚̭͙͕̪̰̱̳̬̆̔́̽̀̿̆̕͟͞͝į̲̙͚͕̥̠̖̺̔̐̂̀̓̑̎͛͡g̨͖͈̪̺̩͓͖͑͗͗̄̏͆̈̕͜͡n͋ ̸̧̰͇̳̤̳̈́̿̐́̊͐̅͟͡ả̸͖͖̞̰͚̼͉̳̙̾̏͋͊t̸̜̟͈̲̙̳̘̩̳̓̏̒͛̀͠e̵̯͇̘̳̭̤̹̊̃̈͟͡͠d̴̳̘̝̟̝͙̙̼́̒̈̀͋̀̆̆͟ͅ p̩͙̰̺̈͂̓̀̅̎͜͢ǫ̶̺̙̲̀́̈́̔̎̌͜͟s̨͖̺̹̳̘͆̏͛̄̋͞t̯͖̦͙̤̩̪̻̽̍̐̃͒͛̎̂̕͝ẽ̶̞̤̯͓͉͐̀̈́̋͊̌̕̕͟͞ŕ̶͎͉̺̤̺̣̯̒̈́͐͆̒̒̓̕.͂̍̇͞ ̨̹̬͔̊̉͟ . .
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