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04-23-2019, 02:14 PM | #2 |
El Gato Gordo Loco
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I'm really good at using my phone while driving.
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04-23-2019, 02:16 PM | #3 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
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reading CP takes while driving down the interstate is one of my favorite things to do after a few beers
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04-23-2019, 02:18 PM | #4 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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04-23-2019, 02:18 PM | #5 |
Out Gunning CP's Fandom Police
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Good.
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04-23-2019, 02:19 PM | #6 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Should be a law in all states. It really is amazing to me that it isn't.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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04-23-2019, 02:20 PM | #7 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Phobia would come in and say how talented he is at multitasking while driving.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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04-23-2019, 02:22 PM | #8 |
Thank you
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this violates my Constinutional rite to Telephone at Highway Speed!!!! **** govement!!!
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04-23-2019, 02:24 PM | #9 |
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It’s about damned time
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04-23-2019, 02:25 PM | #10 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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So is speeding
How'd that work out? |
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04-23-2019, 02:40 PM | #11 |
Banned
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Cha ching!
But seriously, I drink and drive. I drink and text. I'm MUCH more of a menace when I text. No dispute. The trick here is to get yourself a FG that doesn't want/need to know every God damned thing your are doing every God damned time. Should ticket that bullshit. /end_rant |
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04-23-2019, 02:46 PM | #12 |
SuperChiefs
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Can I still rip a bong hit while steering with my knee?
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04-23-2019, 02:51 PM | #13 |
You don't faze me, Gobble.
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04-23-2019, 03:45 PM | #14 |
Banned
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04-23-2019, 04:01 PM | #15 |
Sometimes it's black and white
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