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05-15-2019, 07:53 AM | #31 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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Maybe she's just not as big of a fan of ZZ Top that you appear to be.
Get your mind right, bro. That's the key. Physically beating yourself up is never the answer. Good luck!
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05-15-2019, 07:53 AM | #32 |
The man you could post like.
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You should kick the other guys ass anyways for funsies.
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05-15-2019, 08:07 AM | #33 |
Veteran
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05-15-2019, 08:18 AM | #34 |
Curmudgeon
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I'm a glass-half-full kind of guy. If you're working 80+, you'll be too tired to fall in love again. Take that big money (lol) and just go over to the big city (Great Bend) and spend it on a hooker.
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05-15-2019, 08:25 AM | #35 |
MVP
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Slap therapy. Which is also a good band name.
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05-15-2019, 08:27 AM | #36 |
Is that FreedomRock?Turnit UP!
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Stop hitting yourself dude, and put down the shovel!
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05-15-2019, 08:37 AM | #37 | |
I don’t care for Auburn
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05-15-2019, 08:37 AM | #38 |
Fight, build, win!
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I have posted this a few times on this board. Buy a speed bag gloves hang it in your garage, basement or spare room. When your angry take it out on the speed bad not yourself or another.
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05-15-2019, 08:57 AM | #39 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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I think we all should punch ourselves in the face to make him feel better.
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05-15-2019, 08:59 AM | #40 |
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Yeah man, my advice would be to take a good fishing trip for a week or so. Punching one self in the face in generally not a good idea. Have you tried choking yourself out?
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05-15-2019, 09:09 AM | #41 |
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05-15-2019, 11:05 AM | #42 |
Consuming CP souls
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You didn't have a kid's coach available to pummel/choke out??
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05-15-2019, 11:35 AM | #43 |
Threepeat!
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So the inmates are running the asylum in Pawnee County. 🤯
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05-15-2019, 11:44 AM | #44 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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This girl lived close to you?
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05-15-2019, 11:50 AM | #45 |
Life is changing..
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I'm disappointed that nobody has started a "Licked my own ass" spin-off thread
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