Mickey Avalon - "Woke AF"

[RN47]

Never heard of this dude. A middle-aged Jewish rapper. I thought the Beastie Boys had that market cornered? Do they know about him? This might start some serious West Coast / East Coast Jew-Rapper war shit.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by RN47

Never heard of this dude. A middle-aged Jewish rapper. I thought the Beastie Boys had that market cornered? Do they know about him? This might start some serious West Coast / East Coast Jew-Rapper war shit.

You've never heard of Mickey Avalon?

Wow, that's kind of shocking. I thought everyone under the age of 60 knew this one :
https://youtu.be/bbJDjNLzv8U

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by RN47

Never heard of this dude. A middle-aged Jewish rapper. I thought the Beastie Boys had that market cornered? Do they know about him? This might start some serious West Coast / East Coast Jew-Rapper war shit.

The only thing I know about him is he did the MY DICK rap bit on Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay.

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work
My dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed three fifty
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and Chiefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, made a geek
My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus (like Jesus, we got dicks like Jesus, dicks like Jesus)

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by BWillie

The only thing I know about him is he did the MY DICK rap bit on Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay.

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work
My dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed three fifty
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and Chiefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, made a geek
My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus (like Jesus, we got dicks like Jesus, dicks like Jesus)

Classic.

Best poat you've ever poated.

DICKS LIKE JESUS.