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SOS: Save our sex doll
A damsel is in distress and needed rescued. Seems the rescue got blown up out of proportion. In the end the rescue team was left deflated although she still got a hole lot o' loving left, they say.
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You don't want to lose the rock-paper-scissors to do the mouth to mouth resuscitation in that situation.
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06-23-2021, 03:12 PM | #3 |
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Are they obligated to save live semen?
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06-23-2021, 03:45 PM | #4 |
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Should we fly a banner?
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06-23-2021, 04:08 PM | #5 |
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Still wood.
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06-23-2021, 08:02 PM | #6 |
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Only if they fell off the battleship.
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06-23-2021, 08:04 PM | #7 |
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Well they sure as shit ain't saving dead semen. Those guys float to the bottom and sleep with the fishes.
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06-23-2021, 08:19 PM | #8 |
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I'm sure Hammock Parties is grateful to get his doll back.
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06-23-2021, 08:48 PM | #9 |
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