CP Planeteer's Biggest Blunder Tourney

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by HemiEd

Peach fuzz more like it, I think they were in their mid teens? That was going on when I found this place and it really had me wondering what the **** I had stumbled into.

I would have posted that earlier but couldn't remember the name Slayer. Isn't that poster under a different name now?

He was The Pedestrian for a while (don't think it was related to the hitting a house thing ), but I changed it back to Slayer when he showed up with all the other old timers after the Chiefs won the SB.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Slayer hitting a house, or...

The Slayer/Clay beard growing contest.

Well to be fair, I'm the one who posted the thread telling the world that Slayer hit a house.... I'm sure he never would have blundered and posted that on his own.

[Dartgod]

Tommy Kat getting stuck behind her washing machine.

[TimBone]

Yall better stop upvoting post #2.


DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS THREAD AROUND RIGHT NOW!

[BleedingRed]

Originally Posted by TimBone

Yall better stop upvoting post #2.


DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS THREAD AROUND RIGHT NOW!

Are we there yet?

[Simply Red]

Redrum_69 vs. MoHillbilly in a real life disrespect session (apparently.) Enough to warrant a follow-up invitation to meet from mo to rr69. Which all unfolded somewhere here on CP. LOL

[eDave]

I once licked a friend of mine's pussy by my swimming pool while her boyfriend was passed out upstairs and thought it would be a great idea to share it here.

Last night I spent nearly a grand at Christies but I'm not going to post about it.

I also gave Beach Tribe 20 bucks.

I win.

[tooge]

I nominate the following
1. Frankie and the exploding plane
2. The famous mcfisty tatoo
3. In58men burning his apartment down and being in 58 men

[raybec 4]

Originally Posted by tooge

I nominate the following
1. Frankie and the exploding plane
2. The famous mcfisty tatoo
3. In58men burning his apartment down and being in 58 men

Oh man, can we nominate the dentist that put someone in a headlock at a little league game?

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by raybec 4

Oh man, can we nominate the dentist that put someone in a headlock at a little league game?

I believe that one's been mentioned (Tooge).

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by tooge

I nominate the following
1. Frankie and the exploding plane
2. The famous mcfisty tatoo
3. In58men burning his apartment down and being in 58 men

Just to be clear, his name is Fisty McTat.

[scho63]

Lex Loser's "Michael Avenatti is a Superstar" thread is one of the biggest faceplants ever.

That has to be Top 3.

Pete's "Chief's Won't Sniff the Playoffs"

The post: "This girl lived near you?"

Those 3 stand out in the last 10 years

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by scho63

Lex Loser's "Michael Avenatti is a Superstar" thread is one of the biggest faceplants ever.

That has to be Top 3.

Pete's "Chief's Won't Sniff the Playoffs"

The post: "This girl lived near you?"

Those 3 stand out in the last 10 years

So that's where I'm a little confused on the theme of the OP here.

I was of the mind we weren't talking about a sort of 'old takes exposed' sort of thread. Because man, there are a LOT of faceplants on CP when it comes to hot takes.

But rather stupid things DONE by CPers.

So eDave's "I licked my friends pussy" thread - hey, I ain't gonna put licking pussy on a list of all time blunders (though my memory is that the story was sort of "I tripped, fell and landed in her snatch - we laughed about it and now I hate myself.."). But the act of telling this group of miscreants about it? Or that you fugged a tranny? Or that you stole a laptop when you're also a pedophile? Yeah, the act of drunk-posting information you do not want this particular lot to have is no bueno.

Or getting THAT tattoo (compounded by posting it)

Or giving money to Hootie with the understanding that he won't Hootie it up.

Or more obviously, burning your apartment down because you don't know how to barbecue.

I think a 'dumbest takes by CPers' is a different conversation entirely.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

So that's where I'm a little confused on the theme of the OP here.



I was of the mind we weren't talking about a sort of 'old takes exposed' sort of thread. Because man, there are a LOT of faceplants on CP when it comes to hot takes.



But rather stupid things DONE by CPers.



So eDave's "I licked my friends pussy" thread - hey, I ain't gonna put licking pussy on a list of all time blunders (though my memory is that the story was sort of "I tripped, fell and landed in her snatch - we laughed about it and now I hate myself.."). But the act of telling this group of miscreants about it? Or that you fugged a tranny? Or that you stole a laptop when you're also a pedophile? Yeah, the act of drunk-posting information you do not want this particular lot to have is no bueno.



Or getting THAT tattoo (compounded by posting it)



Or giving money to Hootie with the understanding that he won't Hootie it up.



Or more obviously, burning your apartment down because you don't know how to barbecue.



I think a 'dumbest takes by CPers' is a different conversation entirely.

This is a very good point. I do consider bad takes as blunders, but you're very much correct in the fact that they could fill their own tournament, entirely.

So, we'll leave bad takes out of this one, and do that tournament later thus summer.

[Sassy Squatch]

Originally Posted by TimBone

This is a very good point. I do consider bad takes as blunders, but you're very much correct in the fact that they could fill their own tournament, entirely.

So, we'll leave bad takes out of this one, and do that tournament later thus summer.

That one's even more cut and dried, though. Pete's Won't Sniff the Playoffs thread in 2019 is the winner. Nothing even comes close.