Life So i have kidney stones - Page 2

Pablo · 11-04-2022, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by penguinz

My wife has had 4 removal procedures for stones this year.

When she went in to get stint removed the nurses were late because they were doing the same for another patient before her. Wife said the guy was screaming and sounded like someone was being violently murdered.

When nurse came in she apologized for the delay but they had to pull in the entire staff to help subdue the guy while his was being removed. He had apparently been molested as a child and was having extreme PTSD from having the stint removed.

Was this guy you??

htismaqe · 11-04-2022, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

Was this guy you??

It was Prison Bitch. Obviously.

Balto · 11-04-2022, 08:28 AM

Couple shots of pure lemon juice a day till no issues and then weekly will help.

SupDock · 11-04-2022, 08:41 AM

Quit dark soda and tea. Drink more water too.

**Bwana** · 11-04-2022, 08:44 AM

Oh man, I feel for you. I had some 6 years ago and had to hit the ER to have them removed. They were not going to pass on their own. I was on a business trip in Baltimore and ended up in some 3rd world country shit hole hospital. I woke up and had blood rolling out my Johnson. The hack doctor had botched the operation.

I flew home and had to go to the local hospital and have them go in for round two. This doc got them, but I woke up and had about two inches of plastic tubing hanging out of my Johnson.

Turns out it had to be there to help the flow or something, until things healed, can't remember exactly. I went in about a week later for a follow up and was informed I had to pull it out myself at home. I asked the doc if I should pull it out slowly, or give it a crank, like I'm starting a lawn mower. He said do it slow.

I got home, took some Advil, waited an hour and went to work on it. 24 inches later, it was out. Not a great experience to say the least.

Eleazar · 11-04-2022, 09:31 AM

You have my sympathy sir. Drink lots of water and cut out the soft drinks!

WilliamTheIrish · 11-04-2022, 01:39 PM

“stent”.

htismaqe · 11-04-2022, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

“stent”.

You must have had a stint in the urology or cardiology department.

WilliamTheIrish · 11-04-2022, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

You must have had a stint in the urology or cardiology department.

A little stint here, a little stint there…

seclark · 11-04-2022, 01:57 PM

Nut isn’t a woman, so bawan’s tale is probably closest to what the poor bastard is experiencing. The object of the game, is to get the stone out of the channel of our our friends cock. However, sometimes said stones are covered with barbs, that don’t exactly pass out as smoothly as one would wish. Here is where the pain becomes excruciatingly worse.
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**penguinz** · 11-04-2022, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

“stent”.

I put stint because that was how bitch had it and didn't want to confuse him.

WilliamTheIrish · 11-04-2022, 01:42 PM

If you’re a candidate, use lithotripsy. You get sedation, 4000 shocks and (most importantly) no stent.

Efficacy is about 85%. Unless your stone burden is high you need percutaneous neph procedure. But unless you need that and your not in danger of going septic, it’s lithotripsy all the way.

**Lzen** · 11-04-2022, 01:48 PM

So, why do people get kidney stones? I've never had one myself. Is it drinking too much pop or energy drinks or something like that?

**penguinz** · 11-04-2022, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

So, why do people get kidney stones? I've never had one myself. Is it drinking too much pop or energy drinks or something like that?

Medications can cause it as well. My wife's blood pressure medicine was causing her kidneys to dump too much calcium which caused her stones.

Monticore · 11-04-2022, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by penguinz

Medications can cause it as well. My wife's blood pressure medicine was causing her kidneys to dump too much calcium which caused her stones.

I have ask pretty much all of my chronic kidney stone patients what specialist have recommended to avoid them and for some it just doesn’t matter and it gets to a point they don’t even feel them , I see one girl mid 30s every few months the most I have counted in 1 visit was 7 stones all stacked up in the ureter up to 1.5 cm and she felt no pain.

I felt like a pussy passing my 2mm stone lol .

Drinking water was the one thing I heard the most , also heard drinking more beer but not sure how official that recommendation is.

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Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135750532	Oh man, I feel for you. I had some 6 years ago and had to hit the ER to have them removed. They were not going to pass on their own. I was on a business trip in Baltimore and ended up in some 3rd world country shit hole hospital. I woke up and had blood rolling out my Johnson. The hack doctor had botched the operation. I flew home and had to go to the local hospital and have them go in for round two. This doc got them, but I woke up and had about two inches of plastic tubing hanging out of my Johnson. Turns out it had to be there to help the flow or something, until things healed, can't remember exactly. I went in about a week later for a follow up and was informed I had to pull it out myself at home. I asked the doc if I should pull it out slowly, or give it a crank, like I'm starting a lawn mower. He said do it slow. I got home, took some Advil, waited an hour and went to work on it. 24 inches later, it was out. Not a great experience to say the least. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	Nut isn’t a woman, so bawan’s tale is probably closest to what the poor bastard is experiencing. The object of the game, is to get the stone out of the channel of our our friends cock. However, sometimes said stones are covered with barbs, that don’t exactly pass out as smoothly as one would wish. Here is where the pain becomes excruciatingly worse. Jmo sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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11-04-2022, 01:42 PM	#12
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $2540607	If you’re a candidate, use lithotripsy. You get sedation, 4000 shocks and (most importantly) no stent. Efficacy is about 85%. Unless your stone burden is high you need percutaneous neph procedure. But unless you need that and your not in danger of going septic, it’s lithotripsy all the way.
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11-04-2022, 01:48 PM	#13
Lzen Banded Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Oz Casino cash: $-739308	So, why do people get kidney stones? I've never had one myself. Is it drinking too much pop or energy drinks or something like that? __________________ Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.
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