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Old 12-14-2022, 03:01 PM  
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Need Help - Getting gag gift for Buffalo Bills fan
Ok Chiefsplanet,


Got a friend who is an actual Bills fan. Not a bullshit bandwagon fan who used to be a cowboys fan in the 90's. An actual suffering fan like we all were prior to 2017...who finally has another shot at a ring thanks to Josh Allen.


So anyway he is not THAT bad. Actually he is a really cool guy and bones down on my wife's sister who is pretty hot.


I need your help finding the ugliest Bills hat or the lamest bills bobblehead or something just gaudy or terrible related to the Bills.


Let's see some of your recommendations, Planeteers. I need terribad.
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:02 PM   #2
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:03 PM   #3
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Buy him a replica Super Bowl Trophy (something cheap) and put a note with it that says this is the closest to the real thing he or the actual Buffalo Bill franchise will ever get
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:03 PM   #4
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A Bills dildo.
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:03 PM   #5
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Just get him a Bills colored Dildo.
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:04 PM   #6
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A Bills dildo.
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:04 PM   #7
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Damnit Tox.

https://sports.yahoo.com/bills-mafia...174947843.html

Get a dildo that's been certified as used in a Pat-Bills game.
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Just get him a Bills colored Dildo.

i wonder if i could get the head of it shaped like Jim Kelly
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:05 PM   #10
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Bills fans are known for jumping off vehicles onto portable tables. Some even throw their ladies onto to tables.

Try starting/incorporating that idea in there somewhere.
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:06 PM   #11
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Made for a good read, thank you for posting that.



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Bills: Please don’t throw a dildo onto the field

The Bills are scheduled to face the Patriots this Sunday, and many observers know what that means. Another dildo potentially thrown on New Era Field.
Over the last three years, all three Patriots-Bills games in Buffalo have seen a dildo thrown onto the field. Once. Twice. Three times. A tradition unlike any other.
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