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Maybe they just died of old age.
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Updates theory list.
1. Fentanyl in drugs 2. Murdered by Peacock executives due to non-subscription 3. Drugs 4. Murder by someone other than Peacock executives 5. Syphilis 6. Trampled by zebras 7. Rabies 8. Bigfoot attack 9. Rapid-onset old age 10. Komodo dragon attack 11. Rabies vaccine reaction 12. Covid vaccine reaction Eliminated theories A. Kidnapped by aliens and cloned bodies left as replacements - They would've taken Gracie instead of some dudes.
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Elway be drinkin' again
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2 places. Did the coroner say anything about foaming at the mouth? |
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Has anyone ruled out a Mexican standoff? I think that should be halfway up the list at least.
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It's a shame these 3 guys haven't been resurrected as much as this thread.
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"Rapid onset old age" gave me a good chuckle
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Well they were at a guys house that was aging so... you know... I am just saying... without actually saying... I am just providing some facts man but beat around the bush so when it really isn't true you can't call me a loon even though I am a loon.
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Poor kids, jesus.
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One of the bodies was found sitting in a lawn chair in the backyard frozen stiff. So he walked out the back door and sat down in sub-30 windchill until he froze solid.
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Oh shit. Pfizer has been known to make people sit.
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That's Navy Seal shit. Tough mfer
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Elway be drinkin' again
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Lawn chair makes sense. Rain Man can we have a ruling? |
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Okay, this is a good theory. I'll add it as an accident.
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