A REALLY nice police officer - Page 2

jspchief · 10-21-2004, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

It's when they question me that I get hacked. "So where are you going this evening is such a hurry Mr. Larson?" Who gives a flying fuck where I'm going and why is that any of you business douchbag.

Or the always clever "What's the emergency?" Gee, I'm in labor asshole, just write the ticket.

My favorite was the State Trooper that pulled me over because he didn't see the temp tag in my brand new truck. As he walked up he noticed and proceeded to warn me that I needed to get my plates. "In five more days I can write you a ticket" Then pull me over in five days, dick.

**Skip Towne** · 10-21-2004, 10:05 AM

While I was working in KC a couple of years ago, my home in Bartlesville was burglarized. The cop that came said "You must have had drugs in there". I said no, I was out of town and I had my drugs with me. He then said "Well, there must have been something in there they wanted". Yeah, shit-for-brains, almost everything I owned.

**Rain Man** · 10-21-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

While I was working in KC a couple of years ago, my home in Bartlesville was burglarized. The cop that came said "You must have had drugs in there". I said no, I was out of town and I had my drugs with me. He then said "Well, there must have been something in there they wanted". Yeah, shit-for-brains, almost everything I owned.

You have a bike in there? If they can't find drugs, they'll go after bikes.

LTownChief · 10-21-2004, 10:17 AM

ya I was in a friends car one time, in derby actually, the speed limit was 40 at the time, but we were entering a highway, you could see the 55 speed limit sign increase about 150 ft away, so he started accelerating up to 55. and sure enough there was a cop there waiting to get people in the middle of that speed limit increase, he was up to about 50 before he passed the new 55 mph sign. the 2 cops come to the car, one on each side and just screamed at my friend " BOY YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!!" my friend just said "excuse me?" and the cop yelled again "I SAID YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!" and he started yelling something else at him when my friend just yells back OKAY!!! and handed the license and registration to him.

to me, most cops that sit there waiting for speeders like that is just out to get people. and I don't think thats right. they are just out to get people and charge them $100 for something so pity

Kraut · 10-22-2004, 04:12 AM

I love how so many people love to bash law enforcement.

I work in the field and most men and women I know are not pussy cops or asses but people who put their life on the line every freaking day. MOst do not give a rat's ass about tickets or being pricks to everyday good people. All it takes is one or two in this field to make us all look bad. Most do care about taking the shit bags off the streets, it is sometimes the system above the cops that f things up. We are not any different then most of you on here. Outside of work most of the time you would never know what field I work in. Just don't judge all cops based on a few asses that you may have run into.

Redcoats58 · 10-22-2004, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kraut

Just don't judge all cops based on a few asses that you may have run into.

Sorry I don't buy it. 9 out of 10 times I've been pulled over the cop was a prick. It's bad enough you may have to pay an outrageous fine, what sucks even more is to be belittled when they are writing you the ticket. I guess if I was a blonde with big tits and a nice ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (a little quote from True Romance) I would never get a speeding ticket and I might actually get a little respect from a Cop. I would say there is only a handful of actual goodguy cops. I think the whole power trip goes to their heads and they feel above the law and better than most civilians.

Ultra Peanut · 10-21-2004, 10:01 AM

Swanman · 10-21-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

That sums it up pretty nicely.

BIG_DADDY · 10-21-2004, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Is that a picture of the last cop that pulled you over or Jamie getting roasted?

Ultra Peanut · 10-21-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Is that a picture of the last cop that pulled you over or Jamie getting roasted?

Actually, I've never been pulled over. I drive like a grandma, minus the blinker that's always on.

BIG_DADDY · 10-21-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

I drive like a grandma, minus the blinker that's always on.

Oh your one of those guys. Probably doesn't help to be driving a bug either.

Braincase · 10-21-2004, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Actually, I've never been pulled over. I drive like a grandma, minus the blinker that's always on.

So you drive like you fight?

10-21-2004, 10:05 AM	#2
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	While I was working in KC a couple of years ago, my home in Bartlesville was burglarized. The cop that came said "You must have had drugs in there". I said no, I was out of town and I had my drugs with me. He then said "Well, there must have been something in there they wanted". Yeah, shit-for-brains, almost everything I owned.
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10-21-2004, 10:17 AM	#5
LTownChief Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lawrence, KS Casino cash: $10004900	ya I was in a friends car one time, in derby actually, the speed limit was 40 at the time, but we were entering a highway, you could see the 55 speed limit sign increase about 150 ft away, so he started accelerating up to 55. and sure enough there was a cop there waiting to get people in the middle of that speed limit increase, he was up to about 50 before he passed the new 55 mph sign. the 2 cops come to the car, one on each side and just screamed at my friend " BOY YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!!" my friend just said "excuse me?" and the cop yelled again "I SAID YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!" and he started yelling something else at him when my friend just yells back OKAY!!! and handed the license and registration to him. to me, most cops that sit there waiting for speeders like that is just out to get people. and I don't think thats right. they are just out to get people and charge them $100 for something so pity
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10-22-2004, 04:12 AM	#7
Kraut Don't Make Me Angry... Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Hells Kitchen, NY Casino cash: $9984925	I love how so many people love to bash law enforcement. I work in the field and most men and women I know are not pussy cops or asses but people who put their life on the line every freaking day. MOst do not give a rat's ass about tickets or being pricks to everyday good people. All it takes is one or two in this field to make us all look bad. Most do care about taking the shit bags off the streets, it is sometimes the system above the cops that f things up. We are not any different then most of you on here. Outside of work most of the time you would never know what field I work in. Just don't judge all cops based on a few asses that you may have run into.
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10-21-2004, 10:01 AM	#10
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