I smoked some pot today and.... - Page 3

go bo · 02-08-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Seeing’s as your having such a great day, and I finished up early,
I’ll roll one up in your honor

As for “Pot Songs”
Song: The Devil Went Down To Jamaica

Lyrics :
The devil went to Jamaica
he was lookin' to sell some weed
he was doin' fine
they were standin' in line
it was excellent weed indeed
when he came across a young man
who was likewise peddelin' pot
and the devil slid down the beach to the kid
and said "boy lemme tell you what"
i guess you kinda figured I'm a reefer head of course
and after all this time
i guess that i'm
a connoisseur of sorts
now your stuff smells ok
but this could tranquilize a horse
i'll bet a million in cash
against your stash
coz i think mine's better than yours
the boy said "my name's johnny and you ain't smoked nothin' yet"
one hit of this grass
will kick your ass
you got yourself a bet
johnny roll a ball of hash
and make sure it's the bomb
coz the devil's got the kind of stuff
they smoked in vietnam
you'll get a million smackaroo's
in cash if you cash if you can cope,
but if you can't devil'll get your dope
the devil packed a bong
with a little acapulco gold
and resin flew from his fingertips
as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way
and he took a mighty hit
as they passed it back and forth
it gave'em both a coughin' fit
when the bowl was finished johnny said
"hey man that stuff was great"
but fill your lungs with some of this
and prepare to vegetate
cannabis,apeeva,sweet mary jane
the devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain
zig zag filled with a diggity dang
hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank
the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned.
johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz"
i done told you once you son of a bitch,
mine's the best there ever was
then they
fired up doobies one by one,
ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done
green as a bullfrog,
sticky as glue
granted you'll get high,
yes i do

uh, i can't recall that one...

could you hum a few bars?

stevieray · 02-08-2005, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by go bo

uh, i can't recall that one...

could you hum a few bars?

Charlie Daniels stoned.

redfan · 02-08-2005, 02:27 PM

Congrats, Skip.
Apparently, I need to get some pot.

BIG_DADDY · 02-08-2005, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redhed

Congrats, Skip.
Apparently, I need to get some pot.

Congratulation Skip ya ol pothead.

Over-Head · 02-08-2005, 03:25 PM

Here's one we do towards the end of the third set when we play 1 certain club here on the island:

(Sung to Jimmy Buffett "Margaretville" )

Rollin' my homegrown,
Smokin a big bone;
Look at that ganga covered with oil.
Usin' my tweezers,
Got pot in the freezer;
Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil.

Chorus:
Wasted away again in Marijuanaville,
Searchin for my roach clip on a rope...on rope, on a rope, on a rope.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, that it's all this damn dope.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
Maybe that Thai stick was a way bit too strong.
But I got a real beauty,
A Columbian dubee
And soon I'll high and on my way along

Repeat Chorus

I blew out my bong pipe,
Ran out of Budlight;
But I found a stash I had hidden at home.
Put it into a blender,
And soon it will render
Those little fudge brownies that help me get stoned.

Repeat Chorus

Yes and, some claim I sound like Dylan when I'm stoned
But I know, that it's all this damn dope.

**Dave Lane** · 02-08-2005, 06:34 PM

OK so how did it turn out today? Did you smoke / figure any commission checks?

Dave

**Skip Towne** · 02-08-2005, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

OK so how did it turn out today? Did you smoke / figure any commission checks?

Dave

Turned out great today. That new company really likes me for charging them 1/2 price.

**Dave Lane** · 02-08-2005, 07:05 PM

Dave

chiefs4me · 02-08-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

And you didn't share...

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02-08-2005, 03:25 PM	#5
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Here's one we do towards the end of the third set when we play 1 certain club here on the island: (Sung to Jimmy Buffett "Margaretville" ) Rollin' my homegrown, Smokin a big bone; Look at that ganga covered with oil. Usin' my tweezers, Got pot in the freezer; Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil. Chorus: Wasted away again in Marijuanaville, Searchin for my roach clip on a rope...on rope, on a rope, on a rope. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know, that it's all this damn dope. Don't know the reason, Stayed here all season Maybe that Thai stick was a way bit too strong. But I got a real beauty, A Columbian dubee And soon I'll high and on my way along Repeat Chorus I blew out my bong pipe, Ran out of Budlight; But I found a stash I had hidden at home. Put it into a blender, And soon it will render Those little fudge brownies that help me get stoned. Repeat Chorus Yes and, some claim I sound like Dylan when I'm stoned But I know, that it's all this damn dope. __________________ ...Illegitimus non Carborundum est... Last edited by Over-Head; 02-08-2005 at 03:32 PM..
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02-08-2005, 06:34 PM	#6
Dave Lane Space Cadet and Aczabel Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kanab, UT, USA Casino cash: $9333275 VARSITY	OK so how did it turn out today? Did you smoke / figure any commission checks? Dave __________________ Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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02-08-2005, 07:05 PM	#8
Dave Lane Space Cadet and Aczabel Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kanab, UT, USA Casino cash: $9333275 VARSITY	Dave __________________ Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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