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Old 06-15-2005, 12:36 AM   #1
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Well that is the longest yellow box I have seen on the planet. I will finish the other half some other time....
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:14 PM   #2
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Well that is the longest yellow box I have seen on the planet. I will finish the other half some other time....
Insert Asian porn joke.
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Old 06-15-2005, 12:07 AM   #3
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I heard a great joke over the weekend.
"Did you ever wonder why God made women with two sets of lips?
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"It's pretty obvious, so they can piss and moan at the same time.'

Not sure how great it will be reading it, but if delivered properly it is funny as ***k
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Old 06-15-2005, 12:24 AM   #4
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Now see, this story could have been much, much shorter.
But better? I think not.
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Old 06-15-2005, 07:05 AM   #5
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Nice... I need a nap
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Old 06-15-2005, 07:12 AM   #6
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I think I just got carpal tunnel scrolling through that...........what a jerk **ouch my hand**
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Old 06-15-2005, 07:30 AM   #7
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Old 06-15-2005, 07:52 AM   #8
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Nice... people that have the resolve to finish it will feel like they've wasted their time, but also proud in their accomplishment...
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Old 06-15-2005, 07:55 AM   #9
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Nice... people that have the resolve to finish it will feel like they've wasted their time, but also proud in their accomplishment...

No, not really.
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:04 AM   #10
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:11 AM   #11
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War and Peace is shorter than that.
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:20 AM   #12
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That was a long read but kinda interesting(although the punchline was cheese). Where did you get that, Psi?
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:51 AM   #13
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Dang, that was like reading a book with the last page missing...

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Old 06-15-2005, 12:03 PM   #14
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No way was I reading that long azz piece. Can't we get a cliff notes version? Meanwhile heres a joke to tide you over...........

What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Oakland?

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Old 06-15-2005, 12:06 PM   #15
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Can't we get a cliff notes version?




See Post #25
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