Your first hour after winning $365 million.

**Rain Man** · 09:49 PM

What do you do?

You can answer on the poll, but then you can also propose other activities.

ASSUME THAT YOUR WIN IS 100% CERTAIN. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT TO CONFIRM ANYTHING. IT'S YOURS, ALL YOURS!

chagrin · 02-17-2006, 09:51 PM

I went with tax strategy and financial plan...can't be too careful. BTw I would buy a home on Cheyenne Mountain, or build one.

Correction suggestion Rain, for Quick surfer - it would be blow lines, not smoke bowls

Boozer · 02-17-2006, 09:53 PM

OK, who else picked the tax strategy option? I actually worried about the downside of winning the Dec. 31 drawing and not having time to properly shelter my winnings. Then I realized that I'm a cash basis taxpayer, so I might not be on the hook for a win after the close of business 2005.

**Bwana** · 02-17-2006, 09:58 PM

Well done Kevin!

dj56dt58 · 02-17-2006, 10:00 PM

Lose it all to sports betting after the Lakers fail to cover the spread against the ****ing Hawks

teedubya · 02-17-2006, 10:01 PM

i would go to Denver and buy Rainman a new bike.

StcChief · 02-17-2006, 10:04 PM

Tax planning investment strategy

Gotta to have tunes.

Fat Elvis · 02-17-2006, 10:04 PM

I'd thank God.

Chiefs Express · 02-17-2006, 10:05 PM

I'd give 20% to the Church....

Then I'd buy Chiefs planet and ban everyone for two months.

DJay23 · 02-17-2006, 10:07 PM

I'd go to the bar and buy everyone a drink. That would be fun.

Boozer · 02-17-2006, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs Express

I'd give 20% to the Church....

Of gross or net?

Chiefs Express · 02-17-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boozer

Of gross or net?

When I tithe I always tithe gross. The second 10% is gravy.

After I bought everything I ever wanted and bankrolled enough I'd set up my kids with trust funds and then give away the rest. Who needs that much money?

Wile_E_Coyote · 02-17-2006, 10:11 PM

think out my fake death & escape plan

Boozer · 02-17-2006, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs Express

When I tithe I always tithe gross. The second 10% is gravy.

After I bought everything I ever wanted and bankrolled enough I'd set up my kids with trust funds and then give away the rest. Who needs that much money?

Agreed. But if I'm going to give it away, I'm going to have fun with it. I'm talking gifts with bizarre conditions attached.

"Yes, I will fund that new building, but you must call it Poopypants Hall and have a marble equestrian statue of me in the entryway."

Chiefs Express · 02-17-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boozer

Agreed. But if I'm going to give it away, I'm going to have fun with it. I'm talking gifts with bizarre conditions attached.

"Yes, I will fund that new building, but you must call it Poopypants Hall and have a marble equestrian statue of me in the entryway."

I wouldn't. It would always be annonymous. There could be some fun involved, but probably only in a way that a few could see and appreciate. That is where the creative part would have to come in.

I would like to be mean to one person. The guy I used to work for. I'd like to buy his company and fire all of the asswipes he has working for him and bring in a new staff and let them run the company. It couldn't get worse than it is now. They are spiraling downward and by many estimates will close the doors by the end of this year. BTW, there are fewer asswipes there than there are friends, that is why I would keep it going.

View Poll Results: What THREE things will you do in your first hour after winning?
Bookmark web sites that show particularly nice Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Lotuses	10	12.82%
Call all of the people that I don’t like, and let them know that they aren’t getting a penny	6	7.69%
Call Skip and explain the difference between .00000000001 and zero	2	2.56%
Call some people I like, and invite them to a party that will make Malcolm Forbes blush	9	11.54%
Drive around and yell at passersby, “I won the Powerball! I won the Powerball!”	2	2.56%
Eat all of the butter in my fridge, because there’s no reason to ration it any more.	1	1.28%
Get so stinking drunk that I’ll die of alcohol poisoning, and they’ll find my body clutching the winning ticket.	4	5.13%
Go into immediate hiding to minimize the likelihood of being hit by lightning, meteors, or drive-bys	9	11.54%
Go onto the Internet and look up the purchase price of the Chiefs	18	23.08%
Go to a nearby bar and buy a round of drinks for everybody without explaining why.	18	23.08%
Go to the grocery store and buy that really expensive steak that I never buy due to the price	5	6.41%
Pawn the ticket.	1	1.28%
Plan my tax strategy	22	28.21%
Put on my most radical music at full volume and dance, dance, dance	12	15.38%
Putter around trying to find the perfect hiding place for the ticket until I can cash it in	11	14.10%
Remove all potential weapons from my home, because I don’t trust the people I live with.	4	5.13%
Roll around on the floor like Cowboys defensive end Larry Cole after Super Bowl VI (or whatever)	4	5.13%
Schedule a midnight flight to Vegas, which is sure to end badly, but I wouldn’t be thinking it through	11	14.10%
Sit down and read a good book. There’s no sense getting overwrought.	0	0%
Sit down at the computer and work up a financial investment plan	18	23.08%
Smoke a bowl (This one’s for you Quikssurfer.)	8	10.26%
Stand and scream. Nothing but scream. One long, glorious note. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"	12	15.38%
Start the most amazing, memorable thread in Chiefsplanet history	17	21.79%
Other (Please specify.)	10	12.82%
I would do nothing. I would be catatonic.	5	6.41%
I would do nothing. I'm Skip and I didn't buy a ticket.	1	1.28%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 78. You may not vote on this poll

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02-17-2006, 09:51 PM	#2
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9804905	I went with tax strategy and financial plan...can't be too careful. BTw I would buy a home on Cheyenne Mountain, or build one. Correction suggestion Rain, for Quick surfer - it would be blow lines, not smoke bowls __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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02-17-2006, 09:53 PM	#3
Boozer Pain Cake Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Lawrence, KS Casino cash: $10004900	OK, who else picked the tax strategy option? I actually worried about the downside of winning the Dec. 31 drawing and not having time to properly shelter my winnings. Then I realized that I'm a cash basis taxpayer, so I might not be on the hook for a win after the close of business 2005. __________________
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02-17-2006, 09:58 PM	#4
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02-17-2006, 10:00 PM	#5
dj56dt58 Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9960055	Lose it all to sports betting after the Lakers fail to cover the spread against the ****ing Hawks
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02-17-2006, 10:01 PM	#6
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	i would go to Denver and buy Rainman a new bike.
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02-17-2006, 10:04 PM	#7
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02-17-2006, 10:04 PM	#8
Fat Elvis Sexiest Athlete Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $-2088075	I'd thank God.
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02-17-2006, 10:05 PM	#9
Chiefs Express Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 3rd Rock from the Sun Casino cash: $10004900	I'd give 20% to the Church.... Then I'd buy Chiefs planet and ban everyone for two months.
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02-17-2006, 10:07 PM	#10
DJay23 Rock Chalk Jayhawk Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: PA Casino cash: $-546683	I'd go to the bar and buy everyone a drink. That would be fun. __________________ "True bliss is not something you search for, true bliss is already living inside us all, and sometimes it takes a roomfull of others to lead us to the mirror of your soul." - CosmicPal (10-3-03)
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02-17-2006, 10:11 PM	#13
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