Wii - Page 2

**Gonzo** · 12-07-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Your mom is like a Wii...She has been out in the public's eye for over a year and a half and still attracts a crowd of virgins begging to have a shot at buying her, all the local chains claim they dont know when she'll come but thats because shes being passed around through management at the docks, and if you dont buy her soon you'll have to resort to getting someone elses box off craigslist that has been worn out "but still looks like new"

You win, as usual.

Eleazar · 12-07-2007, 04:12 PM

Your mom is like a Wii. Ugly, obsolete as soon as you get her, but less expensive than more modern alternatives. Your mom can't match up with the alternatives in every measurable way - she is better for parties and to be used with all your friends at once than for personal enjoyment. And she can be turned on by toddlers.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 12-07-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

Your mom is like a Wii. Ugly, obsolete as soon as you get her, but less expensive than more modern alternatives. Your mom can't match up with the alternatives in every measurable way - she is better for parties and to be used with all your friends at once than for personal enjoyment. And she can be turned on by toddlers.

winner winner chicken dinner!

**Donger** · 12-07-2007, 04:15 PM

I really need to get up to speed on the gaming systems again. I just bought my son a Nintendo DS Lite, and I don't even know what it is...

leviw · 12-07-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I really need to get up to speed on the gaming systems again. I just bought my son a Nintendo DS Lite, and I don't even know what it is...

It's strictly for watching porn. Good buy.

Vegas_Dave · 12-07-2007, 06:36 PM

I like playing with my Wii. I play my Wii hard and fast as many times a day as I can!

Sorry, it had to be said.

Sam Hall · 12-07-2007, 08:26 PM

Super Mario Galaxy is on another planet compared to Mario 64.

12-07-2007, 04:12 PM	#2
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Your mom is like a Wii. Ugly, obsolete as soon as you get her, but less expensive than more modern alternatives. Your mom can't match up with the alternatives in every measurable way - she is better for parties and to be used with all your friends at once than for personal enjoyment. And she can be turned on by toddlers.
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12-07-2007, 04:15 PM	#4
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $6809900 VARSITY	I really need to get up to speed on the gaming systems again. I just bought my son a Nintendo DS Lite, and I don't even know what it is... __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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12-07-2007, 06:36 PM	#6
Vegas_Dave Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Casino cash: $-1575280	I like playing with my Wii. I play my Wii hard and fast as many times a day as I can! Sorry, it had to be said. __________________ Lastly, Redrum_69:
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12-07-2007, 08:26 PM	#7
Sam Hall UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: KC area Casino cash: $9895185	Super Mario Galaxy is on another planet compared to Mario 64. __________________
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