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Thats rough.
My feet get all stingy after 5 minutes. |
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I've passed out on the toilet once partying one night. I woke up the next morning still on the seat. My legs were so numb I had to crawl out of the bathroom into the living room to get the feeling back in my legs. Talk about pens and needles, that was a horrible experience.
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Eh, I did the same thing when I first downloaded Texas Hold'em to my Blackberry.
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she is the poop thread winner.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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I bet the boyfriend just thought that she was really constipated.
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I wonder if the Tidy Bowl men were working around-the-clock shifts in that toilet?
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It's official, I've heard it all now.
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Obviously she has some sort of profound mental illness. Her "boyfriend" must be a fooking reerun.
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When you live in a small town you have to learn how to make your own fun. I just hope she gave up an occasional courtesy flush.
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I saw it on the news the other night. Believe it or not, the scene was in a trailer park.
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Reap the whirlwind
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I think if my woman had sat on the toilet for an hour, I might have become concerned.
If it was that she was stuck because of assicus giganticus....I think I'd have winched her up, or maybe limited her food to, I don't know....a couple of gallons of slimfast per month until she could get up? |
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The town sheriff is Mr. Whipple?
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Someone pass the antifreeze
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would he just sit on her lap and tell her to "spread em'" to poop?
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