What Serious Advice would you offer this guy? - Page 3

Sure-Oz · 03-14-2008, 10:18 AM

I'd bust her lip open with a bowling ball...

the guy has major insecurities, id start getting the control back, but the guy needs to grow a pair first.

**penguinz** · 03-14-2008, 10:23 AM

Suggest some entry level english courses at the local community college.

teedubya · 03-14-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by penguinz

Suggest some entry level english courses at the local community college.

el borracho · 03-14-2008, 10:52 AM

1st option: leave
2nd option: get counseling

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 07:49 AM

He should quietly finish his snifter of cavasier, and then do it her in butt.

teedubya · 03-15-2008, 10:44 AM

Is that the best you got, Iowanian? Also, it's

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:47 AM

I was waiting for the most obvious, and should be well known Iowanian answer.

Did anyone not know what it was going to be?

"SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE BROAD!"

Mr. Laz · 03-15-2008, 10:53 AM

err ...... stand up for yourself?!?!

seriously, she makes you "feel inferior"?

you don't have to fight, don't have to get petty ...... just stand up for youself and don't let her browbeat you.

"yes, i took 20 bucks out of the bank .... it's my money too, deal with!" *walk away*

she only has the power you give her, so don't give her so much.

dj56dt58 · 03-15-2008, 10:57 AM

What did the five fingers say to the face?

**Rain Man** · 03-15-2008, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj56dt58

What did the five fingers say to the face?

Two in the ... wait, that's a different finger conversation.

dj56dt58 · 03-15-2008, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Two in the ... wait, that's a different finger conversation.

**Bwana** · 03-16-2008, 12:26 AM

Is this the same guy?

**Buehler445** · 03-15-2008, 11:00 AM

He seriously needs to attempt to communicate with her. It has to be in a situation with no distractions and tell her how he feels. If she shuts him down, call a lawyer. Without effective communication, nothing else can happen. He can try to assert himself, but it doesn't sound like he is very good at that.

The other alternative is burn the house down, then she will be pissed enough to hit him. At that point, it becomes a "civil dispute" in which the cops will do nothing. Bust her in the kneecaps with a shovel.

Let me know how option #2 works out.

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 11:04 AM

I'll paint this picture.

This man is about 110lbs. Wifezilla is about 290 and wears nylon stretchy pants. The wife is bossy to everyone and fancies herself the queen of the trailer park. She likely has a small herd of their kids friends who she wants to call her "mom" and tell them all what to do about their problems. The husband is a weaker, meager man who lacks a lot of self confidence. She chose him for this reason. Like prison, once he submitted to her dominance, he's destined to be her bitch for the rest of his sentence. When he stands up to her it'll be a fight as she won't tollerate him being disobedient. He'll speak up and raise his voice, she'll turn into the trailer park, loudmouth sow that she is and beat him down.

he'll cower, lower his head to avoid eye contact...and shuffle into the kitchen to finish the dishes.

bringbackmarty · 03-15-2008, 11:17 AM

he should just go ahead and buy her a strap on, so she can finish ****ing him in the ass before she runs off with an ex con, or a construction worker or something.

03-14-2008, 10:18 AM	#1
Sure-Oz Stay positive, don't give up Join Date: Dec 2001 Casino cash: $1559383	I'd bust her lip open with a bowling ball... the guy has major insecurities, id start getting the control back, but the guy needs to grow a pair first.
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03-14-2008, 10:52 AM	#4
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $2419148	1st option: leave 2nd option: get counseling
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03-15-2008, 07:49 AM	#5
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	He should quietly finish his snifter of cavasier, and then do it her in butt.
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03-15-2008, 10:47 AM	#7
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	I was waiting for the most obvious, and should be well known Iowanian answer. Did anyone not know what it was going to be? "SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE BROAD!"
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03-15-2008, 10:53 AM	#8
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	err ...... stand up for yourself?!?! seriously, she makes you "feel inferior"? you don't have to fight, don't have to get petty ...... just stand up for youself and don't let her browbeat you. "yes, i took 20 bucks out of the bank .... it's my money too, deal with!" walk away she only has the power you give her, so don't give her so much. __________________
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03-15-2008, 10:57 AM	#9
dj56dt58 Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9960055	What did the five fingers say to the face?
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03-15-2008, 11:00 AM	#13
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $-1685266	He seriously needs to attempt to communicate with her. It has to be in a situation with no distractions and tell her how he feels. If she shuts him down, call a lawyer. Without effective communication, nothing else can happen. He can try to assert himself, but it doesn't sound like he is very good at that. The other alternative is burn the house down, then she will be pissed enough to hit him. At that point, it becomes a "civil dispute" in which the cops will do nothing. Bust her in the kneecaps with a shovel. Let me know how option #2 works out.
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03-15-2008, 11:04 AM	#14
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	I'll paint this picture. This man is about 110lbs. Wifezilla is about 290 and wears nylon stretchy pants. The wife is bossy to everyone and fancies herself the queen of the trailer park. She likely has a small herd of their kids friends who she wants to call her "mom" and tell them all what to do about their problems. The husband is a weaker, meager man who lacks a lot of self confidence. She chose him for this reason. Like prison, once he submitted to her dominance, he's destined to be her bitch for the rest of his sentence. When he stands up to her it'll be a fight as she won't tollerate him being disobedient. He'll speak up and raise his voice, she'll turn into the trailer park, loudmouth sow that she is and beat him down. he'll cower, lower his head to avoid eye contact...and shuffle into the kitchen to finish the dishes.
Posts: 62,946

03-15-2008, 11:17 AM	#15
bringbackmarty Gonna go back in time.... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $1225510	he should just go ahead and buy her a strap on, so she can finish ****ing him in the ass before she runs off with an ex con, or a construction worker or something. __________________ https://www.facebook.com/The-Pheasan...6018120266009/
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