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Old 09-25-2008, 12:57 AM   #1
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I guess this is as good of a place as any.

OMG I can't believe I'm about to do this. I'm not going to...yes I am. I'm going to do it.

Since I was young, probably 12 or 13 I knew there was something about me that had to be different than the other boys. I mean, I had these feelings that noone else was having and I was so confused. I've hidden it for 2 decades longer than I should have, and I've never known how to tell people, even my family and closest friends how I really feel.

Clay Aiken has given me the strength to finally type this.

Ok...here goes. I like vagina. I mean, I really, really like vagina and have an overwhelming desire to stuff my boy part inside them. Funbags make me giggle like I'm listening to Eddie Murphy tapes on my walkman when I'm 12....I see a woman walking down the street in a cotton skirt and 3" heels, and I can't help but wonder what her brown button would look like with my sack hitting it.

At first I didn't know how to tell people that I'm straight. I suppose my parents knew all along and haven't really asked me, but I'm sure they heard me singing Merle Haggard songs in the shower, maybe overheard me singing Waylon Jennings ballads while I mowed the yard or stacked hay. It could have been the Stetson year, or the Drakkar and Polo phase that tipped them off, maybe seeing me with a girl at a movie. It was probably the 3-4 times that mom found my dirty magazines full of filthy photos of naked womensssss that she burned.

I confess. I'm straight. I like vagina and those sweet female fun bags and have for as long as I can recall. I'm no longer hiding my shame.
I admire your courage.

Post of the year material.
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Old 09-25-2008, 01:11 AM   #2
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I admire your courage.

Post of the year material.
You truly are one of the bigger dumb****s visiting the 'Planet.

Hurray for you.

I hope you don't get rammed by a buffalo next time you go to waterin' hole.
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Old 09-25-2008, 01:14 AM   #3
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You truly are one of the bigger dumb****s visiting the 'Planet.

Hurray for you.

I hope you don't get rammed by a buffalo next time you go to waterin' hole.
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Old 09-25-2008, 01:16 AM   #4
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I guess this is as good of a place as any.

OMG I can't believe I'm about to do this. I'm not going to...yes I am. I'm going to do it.

Since I was young, probably 12 or 13 I knew there was something about me that had to be different than the other boys. I mean, I had these feelings that noone else was having and I was so confused. I've hidden it for 2 decades longer than I should have, and I've never known how to tell people, even my family and closest friends how I really feel.

Clay Aiken has given me the strength to finally type this.

Ok...here goes. I like vagina. I mean, I really, really like vagina and have an overwhelming desire to stuff my boy part inside them. Funbags make me giggle like I'm listening to Eddie Murphy tapes on my walkman when I'm 12....I see a woman walking down the street in a cotton skirt and 3" heels, and I can't help but wonder what her brown button would look like with my sack hitting it.

At first I didn't know how to tell people that I'm straight. I suppose my parents knew all along and haven't really asked me, but I'm sure they heard me singing Merle Haggard songs in the shower, maybe overheard me singing Waylon Jennings ballads while I mowed the yard or stacked hay. It could have been the Stetson year, or the Drakkar and Polo phase that tipped them off, maybe seeing me with a girl at a movie. It was probably the 3-4 times that mom found my dirty magazines full of filthy photos of naked womensssss that she burned.

I confess. I'm straight. I like vagina and those sweet female fun bags and have for as long as I can recall. I'm no longer hiding my shame.
No offense but how many times have you had your ass kicked for admitting you ****ed chicks?

How many times have you had your ass kicked or your "manhood" threatened because you admitted getting head from a chick?

How many times have you had your ass kicked or threatened because you "rode dirty"?

How many times have you been refused employment because you admitted in your job interview, IN IOWA, that you're gay?
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Old 09-25-2008, 01:00 PM   #5
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No offense but how many times have you had your ass kicked for admitting you ****ed chicks?

How many times have you had your ass kicked or your "manhood" threatened because you admitted getting head from a chick?

How many times have you had your ass kicked or threatened because you "rode dirty"?

How many times have you been refused employment because you admitted in your job interview, IN IOWA, that you're gay?
Wait, does this happening hurt less when you're black, fat, stupid, or ugly instead of gay?
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Old 09-25-2008, 01:08 PM   #6
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Wait, does this happening hurt less when you're black, fat, stupid, or ugly instead of gay?
Stupid people get beat up because they've had sex?

Fat people get beat up because they've had sex?

Ugly people have sex?

I'm not following.
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Old 09-25-2008, 01:11 PM   #7
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Stupid people get beat up because they've had sex?

Fat people get beat up because they've had sex?

Ugly people have sex?

I'm not following.

Stupid people get beat up/made fun of/passed over for jobs because they're stoopid.

You can insert black, ugly, immigrant, nerdy, whatever.

I'm asking if those events somehow carry a special level of extra-double-plus-hurt because of where you stick your privates during sex...
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Old 09-24-2008, 05:40 AM   #8
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:21 AM   #9
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:09 AM   #10
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:22 AM   #11
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After last nights revelation and publicly saying it for the first time, I slept better than I have in quite some time.

I wondered if I really, honestly felt that way, but I saw some fun bags this morning at 6:15am, and I have to say....Still diggin the vajayjay.
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:38 AM   #12
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