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Obligatory Thoughtcriminal
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Flux,awaiting an observer
Casino cash: $10004900
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I'd buy a small Pacific Island, build a few research stations, stick a giant electromagnet in it, and watch the ensuing hijinks.
That, or buy a salvage yard and build a Moon Rocket out of a cement mixer, tanker cars, using an unstable explosive in liquid form as fuel.
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sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
Casino cash: $-288384
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They'd have Bowser Ave. in Vegas by the time I was done.
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Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: London
Casino cash: $12100126
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I would pay off all of my friends and family's debts.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hermosa, SD
Casino cash: $10176551
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I would make sure that I spent a least a portion of it on advertisements designed to make people think that the money had been earned through innovate eco-friendly technologies and the purity of free market enterprise.
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“When war breaks out people say: 'It won't last, it's too stupid.' And war is certainly too stupid, but that doesn't prevent It from lasting.” ~Albert Camus, The Plague. |
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#5 |
Free Born Man of the USA
Join Date: May 2003
Casino cash: $9954900
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Buy gold. Those dollars are going to be worthless pretty soon.
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#6 |
The Insider
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lake of the Ozarks
Casino cash: $-1671248
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I would buy the Royals, try to buy a NBA team and NHL team move them both to KC and make more money off of them.
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#7 |
remember, remember
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: como
Casino cash: $-1860097
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1) I'd buy an nfl team.
2) I'd buy houses and cars out the ying yang 3) two words... scarlett johansson. 4) I'd hunt all you mother****ers down and have chuck norris and vin diesel (they're both not doing much at the moment, are they?) give all you swirlies. |
Posts: 26,523
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#8 |
PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
Casino cash: $10011570
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Bitch about taxes.
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Posts: 47,521
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#9 |
Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Olathe KS
Casino cash: $10004900
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Adopt 100,000 o' them 70 cents a day kids... Bring em back to the US, and make them clean houses, do landscaping, and open nail shops...
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#10 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nashville, TN
Casino cash: $9963863
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Citibank would garnish what my ex didn't get so I wouldn't see a dime of it.
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Posts: 10,776
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#11 |
Boom, Boom , Crash
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: In my shed
Casino cash: $9995760
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Get stoned for a very long time
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