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Old 02-10-2009, 10:14 PM   #1
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Code Violations? Child Neglect?!!!


Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout obviously is fortunate that she doesn't live in the squallor of the Old lady who Lived in a Shoe.


I think she'd give the Old Lady a run for her money. SCSS's massive garbage pile forced all the neighbors to move away. Remember the "bad apartments" thread in the pic forum a while back? That, on crack. At one point, it stretched across the US.

Then there's those dastardly Rats of NIMH. Breaking and entry of a federal facility, for openers.
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:29 PM   #2
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The Cat in the Hat.

Freaking six foot tall predator in a cat suit shows up when mom is out - where the hell is dad? - and tries to talk the kids into doing naughty things. The only guidance the children have is a goldfish and their own barely formed sense of right and wrong.

When the situation gets out of control the Cat in the hat goes Pulp Fiction and brings in the cleaners. Harvey Keitel's got nothing on Thing 1 and Thing 2. They put the house back in order and destroy the evidence, just before Mom walks in the door. The Cat coolly disappears ( think Keyser Soze) and the kids never let on that anything happened.

Tell me, which part of this story is a good lesson for our children?
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:23 AM   #3
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Tell me, which part of this story is a good lesson for our children?
The kids got away with it?
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Old 02-11-2009, 09:54 AM   #4
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The Sandra Boynton books are goofy as hell, but I can't find much in them that would make a good "murder she wrote" episode.


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