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Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $9949903
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phob its an 80 dodge P/U with a alpine tapedeck(doesnt work sittin on dash). didnt think any thief would give it a second look. i use it as a farm truck and it hasnt been off the farm in years. only reason im driving it is cause they laidoff the warehouse guy put me back in the warehouse and sent my car to another tech.
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Dyin ain't much of a livin..
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Land of Red Dirt
Casino cash: $9665755
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This is what I was thinking. Did you leave your car unlocked? Not that being unlocked justifies it getting broke into...but it may have been enough of a deterent for the bum to move along. Just saying.... ![]() |
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
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'Thanks for the ride, lady.'
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In the box.
Casino cash: $2851503
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Older? Certainly. Softer? Doesn’t hardly sound like it.
Thieves rank just barely above baby rapers. **** that guy. |
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#5 |
Don't tread on me.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Where the peaches grow
Casino cash: $9030572
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THIS. I wouldn't have touched him though, I would of just called the Cops. MOhillbilly sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
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Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
Casino cash: $10004900
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When the boogeyman goes to bed at night , he checks under the bed for Mo.
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Don't tread on me.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Where the peaches grow
Casino cash: $9030572
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#8 |
Most Valuable Poster
Join Date: Oct 2003
Casino cash: $8993042
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probably a Mizzou fan.
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#9 |
Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $5058192
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Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $5058192
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You might need a Tetanus shot.
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PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
Casino cash: $10011570
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Welcome to the Midwest.
Ask for help, and you'll probably get it. Ask for trouble, and you'll get that too, plus a broken nose and a few less teeth. |
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Big Headed Baby
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Somewhere in the US
Casino cash: $10004607
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O.k., O.k., look, there will be nobody jerking off hogs, watching it, and giving $100 in the process. If it was a cow that might be different.
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#13 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
Casino cash: $624112
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you should pay for all of his dental work now
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Losing with passion.
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Oblivion
Casino cash: $10004925
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Mahomes Fanboi
Join Date: Apr 2004
Casino cash: $164969
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This happened to me once... story:
I was in the grocery store at age 18 with my sister in law, getting some snack food and beer. I come out of the store with a few bags of groceries in my hand, only to see my dome light on inside my car and a figure in the passenger seat. I dropped the bags to the ground and without thinking, yelled "hey you" while running towards him. As he sees me running full speed across the lot, he gets out of my car and starts running towards this piece of crap truck. As he opens the drivers side door, I jump kick him into it following instantly with a stike to the nose. He grabs his face as I start wailing on him with more shots to the face. He scratches me on the arm which causing an immense amount of blood dripping all over from me. At this point he gets his keys in the ignition and turn the truck on. With me still hanging in the door and stroking him (I had to of broke his jaw, I have seriously not even punched a bag this many times) I landed a great shot right as he threw the truck in gear. He falls over and drives right into the giant lightpole concrete base. At this point I had jumped out of the drivers side door and was watching him attempt his get-away. My sister in law was screaming the entire time.... it was pure chaos. Well he ended up driving down the street in his beat up rusted out truck with the muffler dragging... (like in the movies it seriously was causing sparks). Some dirty man, prolly in his mid thirties. For you St. Joe people this happened down at the old Green Hills on S. 22nd street. (Not the best part of town). Anyway, the dude could have had a knife or a gun, but initial reaction took over. I was young and stupid, but I do not regret it. I still wonder if that dude learned his lesson.... a wrecked truck, a broken jaw, and he actually didn't even end up stealing anything of mine. The best part was some 80 year old hunchback lady watched the whole thing and when it was all over she comes over to me and says, "wow I wouldn't **** with you." - lol I still have a 4 inch scar on my arm to this day... the bastard clawed me! |
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