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Girls get upset when you use more than 3.
Penz, you should add a story about this to your life lessons thread. |
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I'd say toys. Go with toys here. Girth counts for something.
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And know the right motions with them... OK I've got to reel myself back in must... resist... Whew!!
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Woman should only make babies
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5 inch penis? Wtf? My pants are size 38 but my squeezed into 44. thats what I was talking about Is that all girls think of is cock?
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yes
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Yeah pretty much sad to say...
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At first, I read "figure" as "finger."
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Actually if you know how to handle women they can be total putty in your hands. And really its not hard at all. I do think you have to really love women, they can sense if you don't. That and being masculine goes a hell of a long way.
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So, as long as I'm masculine and know how to handle myself, then I'll be putty in my hands?
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The joy luck ya-ya sisterhood thread
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the joy luck ya ya sister hood of the traveling pants magnolia thread
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