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Old 03-01-2009, 09:07 PM   #1
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I had an epic zit pop a few days ago. A little bit of a whitehead came out of a similarly described lump just above my right nipple. When I noticed it still felt full, I kept squeezing. Two chunks came out yellow, pressed further then a jet of white and red smacked the shower. It felt liberating.

The "best" zit I had was in 6/7th grade. Huge think on the right side tip of my nose. Annoyed my dad so much he got ahold of me in our foyer and pressed on it for about a minute or so until a huge mass arced skyward then plopped on the floor. Left a scar.




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Old 03-01-2009, 09:18 PM   #2
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I had an epic zit pop a few days ago. A little bit of a whitehead came out of a similarly described lump just above my right nipple. When I noticed it still felt full, I kept squeezing. Two chunks came out yellow, pressed further then a jet of white and red smacked the shower. It felt liberating.

The "best" zit I had was in 6/7th grade. Huge think on the right side tip of my nose. Annoyed my dad so much he got ahold of me in our foyer and pressed on it for about a minute or so until a huge mass arced skyward then plopped on the floor. Left a scar.
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I want to go to a zit rave.
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Old 03-01-2009, 09:51 PM   #4
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I want to go to a zit rave.
Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

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Old 03-01-2009, 09:53 PM   #5
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You'd love it.
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Old 03-01-2009, 09:57 PM   #6
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Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

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Old 03-01-2009, 09:59 PM   #7
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Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

You'd love it.
I can take a lot of pain. HTF did you get a boil there?
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Old 03-01-2009, 10:02 PM   #8
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Old 03-01-2009, 10:02 PM   #9
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Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

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You'd love it.
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Old 03-01-2009, 10:25 PM   #11
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Dude, you're fuckin' nasty.
I would lance zits for a career if I could. I hate it when I see people with those whiteheads that are so infected that the skin ringing it is red... I want to carry a hollowed pin or something that I could easily warm up, sterilize, and pop those mother****ers with.

Last year I operated on a roommate who had a buzzed haircut and wound up with an ingrown hair on his scalp that went painful. I got a needle, got it out slightly, then treated him with alternating periods of a warm washrag and an icecube. Not too shabby for a then political science major.
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