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my goat wants to move to florida
been gone for awhile. if this is a repost, i feel baaaaaaaaaaad.
sec http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/B...n-Florida.html It looks like man and dog are going to legally remain best friends if the state of Florida has its say. The State's Senate agriculture committee, in a long overdue measure, has voted unanimously to charge anyone who has sex with animals with a third-degree felony. Amazingly, Florida is one of 16 states that still permits bestiality, despite the obvious harm caused to the victim - in most cases the family pet or farm animal. "There's a tremendous correlation between sexually deviant behavior and crimes against children and crimes against animals," said Sen. Nan Rich, a Sunrise Democrat, told the Miami Herald. "This is long overdue. These are heinous crimes. And people belong in jail." In stressing the need for such a law, Rich cited cases of bestiality including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys. Rich predicted the bill would pass easily this year. |
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03-19-2009, 10:30 AM | #2 |
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Hey Big Government......Stay Out Of My Bedroom!!!! And My Barn!!!!
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03-19-2009, 11:20 AM | #3 |
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who names there kid Nan? this quote made me laugh in my head for some reason. i feel sorry for you goat sec. poor fella.
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03-19-2009, 11:40 AM | #5 |
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FELLA?!?
what kind of a sick f@ck do you take me for? sec
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03-19-2009, 11:44 AM | #7 |
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Wow, I'm disappointed. I was sure from the thread title this was going to be another Cutler post.
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i dont think you are any sicker that the rest of us stumpbreakers, still... i feel sorry for the poor little guy.
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You'd better take that pig out....
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03-19-2009, 12:51 PM | #11 |
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What if the horse/pig/donkey/goat/chicken likes it?
Is it still abuse if you're throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
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03-19-2009, 02:09 PM | #12 |
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So does this mean that you can now get arrested in FL if you go out and get really drunk at bar and pick up a cow?
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having seen all of the geldings and stud horses hanging in the breeze over these years....I can't imagine that a human male would "punish" a horse or mule too much.
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i seen an ol boy at the fair once drinkin a beer and stickin his fingers in cow puss.
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