How f'n stupid can you be?

You're not stupid, Plow. You're just slow. Now plug your computer back in and begin reassembling it. The electricity will help to dry it more quickly.

[The Franchise]

Oh yeah.....check this out.

My fiance had surgery...so she was laid up in bed for a couple of days. I give her my laptop to use so that she doesn't have to get out of bed and go to the office. She tells me last week that the keyboard isn't working on the laptop and the volume buttons are stuck. She won't tell me what happened....but I finally get it out of her that she laid it on the floor before she passed out....and she woke up and found our dog laying on top of the laptop. So now I'm having to pay $70 for a new keyboard....and I hope to god that fixes the problem.

[Mr. Plow]

Seriously, I'm getting me a ferret.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Seriously, I'm getting me a ferret.

They're awesome. But don't leave anything out. Just sayin.

I would have a little wild ferret living in my back yard.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I would have a little wild ferret living in my back yard.

Apartment living = no back yard.

Dogs chew up stuff, slober and shit on the floor if you don't get them out enough and people put up with that so me and Coop will be ok. I just have to be careful what I leave where. Trade offs come with any pet.

[RippedmyFlesh]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

PS....

Whoever decided to make opening a laptop needed to be like opening a bank vault should die in a raging fire.

I worked at shop that did toshiba warranty work and remember another tech showing me some things under the hood. There were plastic housings and such that he warned me were irreplaceable becuase you couldn't order them as a part even if you are factory authorized srevice center. The premise being if you break the part its because you didn't know how to disassemble it properly because it is internal.
Little f$%ing landmines like that make them fun to work on....

[petegz28]

water probably won't hurt it. I had a water from a nice frosty beer mug leak onto my table and cause dmy laptop to crash. After about an hour it finally came back on. I hav never had a problem with water and electronics. Just coke and beer!

[RippedmyFlesh]

Had a co worker who's cat pissed on a 2 month old dell.They wouldn't work on it because of bio hazard.He even offered to pay MORE and they said "no thanks". I bet he could have found someone to work on it but dell wanted no part of it.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

Had a co worker who's cat pissed on a 2 month old dell.They wouldn't work on it because of bio hazard.He even offered to pay MORE and they said "no thanks". I bet he could have found someone to work on it but dell wanted no part of it.

Smart cat. Dells deserve to be pissed or shit on.

Where did he bury the cat?

[RippedmyFlesh]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Where did he bury the cat?

his roommate was moving out when he was gone and locked the cat in a bedroom. Blamed his rommate more so than the cat.
Of course you have to account for cat logic"hmmm i have to piss...what is the most expensive thing in the room?"

[mikeyis4dcats.]

if the power was on, you might already be ****ed, but wait a week or so before reassembling it.

That's a joke. It will never dry in a fridge.

[ziggysocki]

I poured a 32 ounce Royals mug right down the vent cover of my Dell and it was off but plugged in. Pulled battery immediately and took apart and dried with hair dryer. Waited 3 days, put battery back in... FOOBAR. Dell warranty replaced power supply, wireless nic, ram, hd and optical drive. Had 3 months left on warranty and got a new laptop at no cost...lol. All thanks to my trust Royals mug.