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El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
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MVP
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Child Support Services doesn't care who pays the bill, as long as someone pays it...
A number of years ago, a cop pulls into my driveway behind me, hands me a stack of papers, and says that someone is claiming I was the father of her child. Told me I had 30 days to respond, or they would start garnishing my wages. Looking over the papers, this woman lived in Iowa (I live in MN), and claimed she had a one-night stand with someone by my name (which is a common name). There was also a description of the guy, which would only describe me if they stopped after "white male". I had a lawyer friend help me out, and he mentioned that these things can get really nasty. If they tag you as the father for any reason, getting out of the payments is extremely difficult, and getting money back for past payments is pretty much impossible. In the end, I ended up sending a photocopy of my driver's license to Iowa Child Services, and the chick confirmed I wasn't the guy. At that point, I'm sure they moved on the next random guy with my name they could find in the midwest... Oh, and this was just a couple months after I got married. Good times... |
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Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
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It's all Obama's fault.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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I seriously think I would go on a shooting spree. What a load of BS.
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Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
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Where the hell is Maury when you need him?
Bitch,"I am 110% sure you are his father! Look at him, he looks just like you, Bwaaaaaa!!!" Dude,"No way." Crowd," BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Maury,"Dude, ........you are NOT the father......." Bitch," Whaaaaaaaaaaaa." Dude,"I'm outta here Bitch" |
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $7327995
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Turning the Corner
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Springfield, Missouri
Casino cash: $-1001459
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We recently watched "After Innocence", a movie about men getting out of jail after decades behind bars because of DNA evidence clearing them.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436039/ It was a good movie. That's all I got. |
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El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
Casino cash: $9964900
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what's even worse, trying being a single dad & getting the courts to make HER pay the child support she owes!!!:
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Big Red Nuts
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $10004900
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Normally i'm not much for sueing but in this case he needs to find out who the real father is and sue him and the mother for every cent he's paid AND will have to pay.
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I’m a Mahomo!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Mid-Missouri
Casino cash: $6771021
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They are looking out for the kid...they won't bastardize a child.
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2009
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