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Old 07-16-2009, 05:47 PM   #1
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I've dated plenty of single moms and had no problems. It's the single ones with no kids who are itching to have a baby that you have to worry about.
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:40 PM   #2
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Child Support Services doesn't care who pays the bill, as long as someone pays it...

A number of years ago, a cop pulls into my driveway behind me, hands me a stack of papers, and says that someone is claiming I was the father of her child. Told me I had 30 days to respond, or they would start garnishing my wages.

Looking over the papers, this woman lived in Iowa (I live in MN), and claimed she had a one-night stand with someone by my name (which is a common name). There was also a description of the guy, which would only describe me if they stopped after "white male".

I had a lawyer friend help me out, and he mentioned that these things can get really nasty. If they tag you as the father for any reason, getting out of the payments is extremely difficult, and getting money back for past payments is pretty much impossible. In the end, I ended up sending a photocopy of my driver's license to Iowa Child Services, and the chick confirmed I wasn't the guy. At that point, I'm sure they moved on the next random guy with my name they could find in the midwest...

Oh, and this was just a couple months after I got married. Good times...
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:46 PM   #3
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:52 PM   #4
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I seriously think I would go on a shooting spree. What a load of BS.
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:54 PM   #5
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Where the hell is Maury when you need him?


Bitch,"I am 110% sure you are his father! Look at him, he looks just like you, Bwaaaaaa!!!"

Dude,"No way."

Crowd," BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Maury,"Dude, ........you are NOT the father......."

Bitch," Whaaaaaaaaaaaa."

Dude,"I'm outta here Bitch"
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Old 07-16-2009, 05:00 PM   #6
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Where the hell is Maury when you need him?


Bitch,"I am 110% sure you are his father! Look at him, he looks just like you, Bwaaaaaa!!!"

Dude,"No way."

Crowd," BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Maury,"Dude, ........you are NOT the father......."

Bitch," Whaaaaaaaaaaaa."

Dude,"I'm outta here Bitch"
yep they Always say 110% even though there are 6 different guys up on stage that had nailed the ho.
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:33 PM   #7
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It was a good movie. That's all I got.
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:36 PM   #8
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what's even worse, trying being a single dad & getting the courts to make HER pay the child support she owes!!!:

F'ing system sucks
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:44 PM   #9
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Normally i'm not much for sueing but in this case he needs to find out who the real father is and sue him and the mother for every cent he's paid AND will have to pay.

complete bullshit
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Old 07-16-2009, 08:09 PM   #10
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They are looking out for the kid...they won't bastardize a child.
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Old 07-16-2009, 10:23 PM   #11
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They are looking out for the kid...they won't bastardize a child.
They don't give a damn about the kid. They just don't want the government to have to pick up the check.
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