Chiefs 'twas the night before Raiders... - Page 3

JuicesFlowing · 09-20-2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

Twas the night beofre the Raiders
And all through the house

I was screaming and cursing
And scaring My spouse
The TV and Tivo were set for the game
In hopes that Cassel and Flowers weren't lame

This night I would go to my bed
With dreams of a Chiefs win in my head
But concern that a win would be hard
And Raider fans would call me a 'tard

When friends ask "What does it matter?"
My angered response causes them to scatter
"Away from the crazy man" they say
We'll just wait to talk to him another day

I can not say how happy I'll be
If the Chiefs just win, even just by three
7 points, 10 points, 13 points or more
Would have me floating off the floor

Todd Haley must find the tools
To put a hurtin' on those fools
Cassel, or Croyle, must hit some passes
And the defens has to pound some asses

When the game is over, and the Chiefs have won
We can all drink and party, and have some fun
Then as the day continoes to pass
We can all exclaim "We beat that ass".

Good work there Milkman. I wanted to rework the entire "The Raven" poem bye Poe last week, but I gave up after the first two lines. What you did here was pretty descent.

**TinyEvel** · 09-19-2009, 10:03 PM

me and Dane doing shotgun cans of CL tomorrow...

**TinyEvel** · 09-19-2009, 11:13 PM

STILL HATE THE RAIDERS...

ME AND THE WIFE SETTLED IN FOR A LONG WINTER'S ASS-KICKING...EXCEPT AGAINST THE RAIDERS!!!

CAN WE PLEASE KICK THEIR ASS...PLEASE?!?!?!

CHIEFS: 56 RAIDERS:0 WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH OF AN ASS KICKING IN MY BOOK!

InChiefsHeaven · 09-20-2009, 06:56 AM

One word...bourbon. that is all.

EyePod · 09-20-2009, 07:51 AM

Ruck those Faiders boys....

09-19-2009, 10:03 PM	#2
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2219601	me and Dane doing shotgun cans of CL tomorrow...
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09-19-2009, 11:13 PM	#3
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2219601	STILL HATE THE RAIDERS... ME AND THE WIFE SETTLED IN FOR A LONG WINTER'S ASS-KICKING...EXCEPT AGAINST THE RAIDERS!!! CAN WE PLEASE KICK THEIR ASS...PLEASE?!?!?! CHIEFS: 56 RAIDERS:0 WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH OF AN ASS KICKING IN MY BOOK!
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09-20-2009, 06:56 AM	#4
InChiefsHeaven Rockin' yer FACE OFF! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Casino cash: $525437	One word...bourbon. that is all. __________________ We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!!
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09-20-2009, 07:51 AM	#5
EyePod Forgetting 2013 season end. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Around Casino cash: $9995735	Ruck those Faiders boys.... __________________ I did not believe in Mahomes until week 1. I've been woke ever since. I'm on board this freight train.
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