Life so i was high as **** last night - Page 6

kcfanXIII · 10-23-2009, 01:11 AM

so this guy is an idiot. has to be. i chased down a bike cop one time when i was high to ask him what kind of bike he was on. we ended up talking about bikes, and riding for about 30 min. here's the thing, when we were done talking, HE went into the chinese buffet, and I went to work. funny when the stereotypes aren't true, isn't it?

**Tribal Warfare** · 10-23-2009, 02:40 AM

You know your high when you see everything as a cartoon and your best buddy is Hulk Hogan but your being chased by Rowdy Roddy Piper and the Sheik( and hope he won't **** you up the ass)

KCChiefsMan · 10-23-2009, 06:51 PM

I always hit the quick trip or the grocery store and get all of the things I like when I'm high, before I get high.

Over-Head · 10-23-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

oK, REPEAT AFTER ME
"walk out of the house out to the shed
spark one

Walk back from the shed to the house"
NO COPS INVOLVED

Delano · 10-23-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head

oK, REPEAT AFTER ME
"walk out of the house out to the shed
spark one

Walk back from the shed to the house"
NO COPS INVOLVED

**Bwana** · 10-23-2009, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head

oK, REPEAT AFTER ME
"walk out of the house out to the shed
spark one

Walk back from the shed to the house"
NO COPS INVOLVED

Dude, it anyone would Know. I think he is to much of a dim bulb to listen to you OH and will end up with a Darwin Award at some point.

reiko57 · 10-24-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Dude, it anyone would Know. I think he is to much of a dim bulb to listen to you OH and will end up with a Darwin Award at some point.

ouchies, my e-feelings
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**Bwana** · 10-24-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

ouchies, my e-feelings
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reiko57 · 10-24-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

sorry but anyone who lives in Montana automatically loses 50 IQ points, so maybe you would have a point, if you weren't drooling..

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 10-24-2009, 04:28 PM

Ah the classic newbie mistake.

Failing to observe the battlefield before entering the field of battle.

I'm seeing nerf sword vs. Claymore here.

It's likely to be swift and bloody.

milkman · 10-24-2009, 04:30 PM

This is your brain on drugs.

Pioli Zombie · 10-24-2009, 05:16 PM

What did he get at the convenience store. Cheetos I bet. Doritos too. And 4 of those wetfart rolls that sit there all day.
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King_Chief_Fan · 10-24-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

I don't know........all of you ignorant dick brained druggies need o be arrested...bunch of shit holes

Delano · 10-24-2009, 08:54 PM

Epic troll is epic.

Basileus777 · 10-25-2009, 12:03 AM

I can't be the only person highly entertained by reiko's posts.

10-23-2009, 01:11 AM	#1
kcfanXIII Ride on! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Galaxy far far away Casino cash: $10013172	so this guy is an idiot. has to be. i chased down a bike cop one time when i was high to ask him what kind of bike he was on. we ended up talking about bikes, and riding for about 30 min. here's the thing, when we were done talking, HE went into the chinese buffet, and I went to work. funny when the stereotypes aren't true, isn't it? __________________ Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed, overcomes the fear of death.
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