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Hammock Parties · 11-13-2009, 11:00 PM

I would be the world's best bouncer.

I would win every fighting championship known to mankind.

I would compete in the olympics.

I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things.

I would accidentally break a lot of things.

If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.

Redrum_69 · 11-14-2009, 08:45 AM

I'd have ape sex with Gochiefs sister while his mom videotaped us and sent the tape to Jack Hanna's Into the Wild. Once you go Ape you never go back...

Also, Id register to vote, then vote Obama, again.

**bevischief** · 11-14-2009, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

**BossChief** · 11-14-2009, 11:32 AM

you guys r fun e

jidar · 11-14-2009, 11:40 AM

I've always wanted to have the strength of a go rilla who had the strength of two go rillas.

CoMoChief · 11-14-2009, 11:41 AM

I would ****ing smash a cops head through his ass if he decided to give me shit.

CoMoChief · 11-14-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I would be the world's best bouncer.

I would win every fighting championship known to mankind.

I would compete in the olympics.

I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things.

I would accidentally break a lot of things.

If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.

That's actually pretty funny.

Pioli Zombie · 11-14-2009, 11:44 AM

I would go to Noodles and company, tell them their food give me the shits, then rip off their heads.
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talastan · 11-14-2009, 11:45 AM

Walk-on tryouts for the Chiefs O-line. I can work for vet minimum.

**Skip Towne** · 11-14-2009, 11:48 AM

I'd go look for some asses to kick.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 11-14-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I'd go look for some asses to kick.

That's why I carry. You never know.

MikeMaslowski · 11-14-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by chevy369

Don't mess with John Mcenroe

redsurfer11 · 11-14-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I would be the world's best bouncer.

I would win every fighting championship known to mankind.

I would compete in the olympics.

I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things.

I would accidentally break a lot of things.

If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.

You would like to eat Bananas. Wait...... you already do that.

**bevischief** · 11-14-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I'd go look for some asses to kick.

Who ever is playing the Chiefs so they have a perfect season because everyone forfeits because they got the crap beat of them...

**Rain Man** · 11-14-2009, 04:57 PM

i'd probably get some revenge against those orangutans who bullied me in junior high.
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DJJasonp · 11-14-2009, 05:58 PM

I'd go on a mission to blend in with the environment....follow the ways of other non-domesticated animals......all of this in an effort to find Kris Wilson.

11-13-2009, 11:00 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4240478	If you were as strong as a fully-grown ape, what would you do? I would be the world's best bouncer. I would win every fighting championship known to mankind. I would compete in the olympics. I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things. I would accidentally break a lot of things. If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.
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11-14-2009, 08:45 AM	#46
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	I'd have ape sex with Gochiefs sister while his mom videotaped us and sent the tape to Jack Hanna's Into the Wild. Once you go Ape you never go back... Also, Id register to vote, then vote Obama, again.
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11-14-2009, 11:32 AM	#48
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11-14-2009, 11:40 AM	#49
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	I've always wanted to have the strength of a go rilla who had the strength of two go rillas.
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11-14-2009, 11:41 AM	#50
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11-14-2009, 11:44 AM	#52
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11-14-2009, 11:45 AM	#53
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11-14-2009, 11:48 AM	#54
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11-14-2009, 04:57 PM	#59
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11-14-2009, 05:58 PM	#60
DJJasonp My work speaks for itself!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $1515200	I'd go on a mission to blend in with the environment....follow the ways of other non-domesticated animals......all of this in an effort to find Kris Wilson. __________________ Its easier to fool a man, than to convince a man he's been fooled.
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