So, Buster Hymen Got Popped....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Here I sit with all my muster
Tried to shit
But only Bustered

[Frazod]

Hootie always cracks me up in threads like this. About the only thing everybody here can agree on is that he's a douche, yet he carries on like his opinion is the most valued on the board.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by frazod

Hootie always cracks me up in threads like this. About the only thing everybody here can agree on is that he's a douche, yet he carries on like his opinion is the most valued on the board.

I do think of myself as the voice of reason...

Hamas and Dane are too one dimensional...

At least I have style.

[DeezNutz]

I think Hootie realizes he acts like a complete douche, but he finds it amusing and embraces it.

Like him or not, there's no pretense with Hootie.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

I think Hootie realizes he acts like a complete douche, but he finds it amusing and embraces it.

Like him or not, there's no pretense with Hootie.

I disagree.

I can't believe how serious a lot of people take interactions on this message board.

It's hysterical. Like that Bwana fella LEGITIMATELY dislikes me...leaves me weird ass neg rep comments twice a week talking about limp nipples or some shit...

The hypocrisy of the board cracks me up...and the problem with the idiots I always bash heads with is they try to get under my skin but then I'll just throw out a comment about sucking off my uncle and then they just get super confused and don't know what to do...

Unlike Hamas and Dane...you'll never see me beat red on the other side of the keyboard thinking of creative insults to rebut with so ROR can follow me around and pos rep me and post smiley faces and tell me how much Hamas "pwned" me...

I rather call them like I see them then be a Dane/Hamas groupie yearning for that one pos rep a week that says "dude you are a super cool poster"...although gaining Dane's approval was originally my #1 goal on this website when I signed up, it has since moved to #3 behind sharing a dinner and a movie with Frazod, and riding a horse countryside with Bwana while talking about John Deere tractors and hunting knives.

I still plan on accomplishing all 3 goals.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by Hootie

I disagree.

I can't believe how serious a lot of people take interactions on this message board.

It's hysterical. Like that Bwana fella LEGITIMATELY dislikes me...leaves me weird ass neg rep comments twice a week talking about limp nipples or some shit...

The hypocrisy of the board cracks me up...and the problem with the idiots I always bash heads with is they try to get under my skin but then I'll just throw out a comment about sucking off my uncle and then they just get super confused and don't know what to do...

Unlike Hamas and Dane...you'll never see me beat red on the other side of the keyboard thinking of creative insults to rebut with so ROR can follow me around and pos rep me and post smiley faces and tell me how much Hamas "pwned" me...

I rather call them like I see them then be a Dane/Hamas groupie yearning for that one pos rep a week that says "dude you are a super cool poster"...although gaining Dane's approval was originally my #1 goal on this website when I signed up, it has since moved to #3 behind sharing a dinner and a movie with Frazod, and riding a horse countryside with Bwana while talking about John Deere tractors and hunting knives.

I still plan on accomplishing all 3 goals.

This is what I was alluding to. Comments like the bold that are meant to **** with people but that ultimately end up feeding into the image of Hootie douche.

You feed the monster. And the kind of rep. messages that you're leaving are a tiny bit different from the ones saying the standard, "Go **** yourself."

You see them as one in the same, but the majority won't.

Fraz might take you on a date, though. Dinners aren't free, remember.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I can't believe how serious a lot of people take interactions on this message board...

You post this a lot.

You seem extremely concerned about how concerned people should be about how they shouldn't be concerned about the un-serious nature of you life.


Seriously.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

You post this a lot.

You seem extremely concerned about how concerned people should be about how they shouldn't be concerned about the un-serious nature of you life.


Seriously.

and you seem extremely concerned about how concerned I am about how concerned people are about how concerned and serious the nature of life is.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by Hootie

and you seem extremely concerned about how concerned I am about how concerned people are about how concerned and serious the nature of life is.

Not true.

For instance I was managing this high end restaurant and the server got a huge tip from 14 Mexicans (probably from all the booze he overcharged them for) but they paid in panties which he wore on his head until the 16 year old (who has a crush on him) offered to give him her panties in exchange and throw in her bra as collateral. It worked and then he sneezed into the pasta prima vera causing Jerry to lose his pilot show on NBC.

Then he unlocked car doors for the valet by urinating on them before running home through a meadow of tigerlillies.

Me? Concern?

[wild1]

You strike me as that kind of guy who never makes a correct decision in any area of life no matter how big or small, and yet somehow never ends up in prison or dead in a ditch like everyone swears they eventually will. In a way, amusing, in a way... you just kind of gawk.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by wild1

You strike me as that kind of guy who never makes a correct decision in any area of life no matter how big or small, and yet somehow never ends up in prison or dead in a ditch like everyone swears they eventually will. In a way, amusing, in a way... you just kind of gawk.

Again, disagree...

I work as a server in a restaurant and the other day a table of 4 Mexicans came in and the 16 year old hostess has a crush on me I think...and even though it was my turn in the rotation I told her to give it to this other bitch I work with no one likes...

The next table was two hot girls, and naturally the hostess knows where to seat them...

The Mexicans stiff the girl we don't like, and the two chicks give me a nice, big, healthy tip (probably because of all the free booze I gave them)...

Now this strikes me as a correct decision...so I'm going to have to reject your hypothesis.

*I was going to say blacks instead of mexicans but I think I'm on a slippery slope when it comes to that...

**The above story was totally, completely, 100% made up.

[Hootie]

I think I'm going to start posting footnotes style. Something new to incorporate for the New Years...

[Sweet Dick Willy]

Hootie comes off as Randal Graves, minus any entertainment value of course.

[BossChief]

Why is it everytime a "douchebag" thread comes along, hootie has to come in and be all "look at me, look at me! Im a douche too!!!"?

issues?