Life Revenge is sweet

Over-Head · 02-24-2010, 09:10 PM

Ya know it ain't often when in the dog house, we manage to get one back on our wives that will one day save our azz

Well, I may have gotten home late last night for my wifes B-Day, but man did she make up for it tonight.

Liter of White whine
1/2 pint of Kaluha

Finally ate a hamburger
the other 1/2 pint of Kaluah

Descides she wants to go over to our buddy's place
2 double rums
THEN decided she would join us "in the shed"

(I was DD tonight)

In 9 years together with the woman I can honestly say before tonight I had never seen her puke for distance.

I just finished un-wrapping her from her "porcelain buddy"

and "poured " her into bed. First time she's had a night like this in 3 years, BOY OH BOY I can't wait til she wakes up in the morning. And get's the pic's I email her of tonights performance.

And before you even think of asking NO I WILL NOT post em here.
She's gonna kill me for starting the thread.

I must admit it was funny watching her stagger back to the truck, then on the way home scream for me to stop so she could toss her cookies out the window again, (we'd already been stopped a few mins)

My buddy couldn't stop laughing at her going through the "I'm sorry" stage after she hurled her gut's out at his place and camped out on the bathroom floor for an hour.

All in all for a 35 plus something mom of a hyper 3 year old who lets her self get FUBAB'ed once in every 3 years I'd say she had a hell of a night!

Scale of 1-10 Fun factor for me. OFF the charts!
Smoked 2 cannons through the night, she had me in stitches

Scale of 1-10 Fun factor for her
6-8pm - solid 7
8-9:30 pm - 13 the girl was back at the highschool prom
9:30 -10:30 - ask "porcelain buddy " #1

RJ · 02-24-2010, 09:15 PM

Nice, cause now you'll be able to bring this up the next 40 or 50 times you have a couple too many.

Not that you would ever do that, of course.

Over-Head · 02-24-2010, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

Nice, cause now you'll be able to bring this up the next 40 or 50 times you have a couple too many.

Not that you would ever do that, of course.

I did the exacxt same thing x-mass time, and hard about throwing up over "perry's back step" for a month
difference is She don't have a pic of me doing it

02-24-2010, 10:14 PM

I don't think I've hurled from alcohol in a decade or more. I must be maturing.

BigOlChiefsfan · 02-24-2010, 10:31 PM

You just remind her that true love means holding her hair back while she barfs. Get at least one photo of you doing just that. It's possible that after the photo a fellow could ignore the whole thing for an hour or so.

Seriously, hat tip from down here. BTDT, better her than me this time.

Jenson71 · 02-24-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I don't think I've hurled from alcohol in a decade or more. I must be maturing.

Pretty soon you're going to be yelling at laughing children for being too loud

JOhn · 02-25-2010, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I don't think I've hurled from alcohol in a decade or more. I must be maturing.

Well that or a better alcoholic?

Radar Chief · 02-25-2010, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenson71

Pretty soon you're going to be yelling at laughing children for being too loud

MOhillbilly · 02-25-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

Pretty soon you're going to be yelling at laughing children for being too loud

why the frowny face. Yellin at kids when your shitfaced is a right of passage.

Radar Chief · 02-25-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

why the frowny face. Yellin at kids when your shitfaced is a right of passage.

So is being cussed out by drunk old men.

MOhillbilly · 02-25-2010, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

So is being cussed out by drunk old men.

win,win.

Simply Red · 02-25-2010, 09:48 AM

One day, I'll make it to the shed w/ you, O.H. . I mean that in the most non-pillow-biter way. But yeah, I'll do the shed w/ you, if I ever go back out to the LBC.

Over-Head · 02-25-2010, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

One day, I'll make it to the shed w/ you, O.H. . I mean that in the most non-pillow-biter way. But yeah, I'll do the shed w/ you, if I ever go back out to the LBC.

No pillow biter way self invite accecpted!
Just get on over here to Fraggel Rock.
We'll get you to Trapper John's and "Screech" ya in first

Man was the wife bagged out, she's in bed snoring as I type.

All I've I heard today is "nope! never again, that was the last time."

Over-Head · 02-25-2010, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

I don't think I've hurled from alcohol in a decade or more. I must be maturing.

Or building a higher tollerance

Pushead2 · 02-25-2010, 02:53 PM

any box photos?

02-24-2010, 09:10 PM
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Revenge is sweet Ya know it ain't often when in the dog house, we manage to get one back on our wives that will one day save our azz Well, I may have gotten home late last night for my wifes B-Day, but man did she make up for it tonight. Liter of White whine 1/2 pint of Kaluha Finally ate a hamburger the other 1/2 pint of Kaluah Descides she wants to go over to our buddy's place 2 double rums THEN decided she would join us "in the shed" (I was DD tonight) In 9 years together with the woman I can honestly say before tonight I had never seen her puke for distance. I just finished un-wrapping her from her "porcelain buddy" and "poured " her into bed. First time she's had a night like this in 3 years, BOY OH BOY I can't wait til she wakes up in the morning. And get's the pic's I email her of tonights performance. And before you even think of asking NO I WILL NOT post em here. She's gonna kill me for starting the thread. I must admit it was funny watching her stagger back to the truck, then on the way home scream for me to stop so she could toss her cookies out the window again, (we'd already been stopped a few mins) My buddy couldn't stop laughing at her going through the "I'm sorry" stage after she hurled her gut's out at his place and camped out on the bathroom floor for an hour. All in all for a 35 plus something mom of a hyper 3 year old who lets her self get FUBAB'ed once in every 3 years I'd say she had a hell of a night! Scale of 1-10 Fun factor for me. OFF the charts! Smoked 2 cannons through the night, she had me in stitches Scale of 1-10 Fun factor for her 6-8pm - solid 7 8-9:30 pm - 13 the girl was back at the highschool prom 9:30 -10:30 - ask "porcelain buddy " #1
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