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I am not trying to diss all girls. I am saying, however, that bitches be crazy, i.e. there are crazy bitches out there. Clearly we are dealing with one here. Any girl who would admit to being married and constantly pursue a single man even when he has tried to thwart her advances has some crazy in her.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Gochiefs, shut the **** up, lol.
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No, you shut the **** up. How many married women have you messed around with? I've been with three of them and I'm fairly certain I ****ed a fourth, although she was crazy enough to pretend like she wasn't married, but I had a sneaking suspicion once I reflected on it.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Somebody needs to photoshop his face onto Rob Schneider's body in one of the Deuce Bigalow posters.
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It's not nearly as risque as it sounds. One of them was in the middle of a divorce, another one was a swinger.
But for all I know, they were happily married and lying to me. There's just no way to tell. So if they actually TELL YOU they are married...not worth it.
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You think you can get by this?
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Do you really want the juicy details of my encounter with swingers?
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I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.
After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go back to my place for a sexual rendevous. While hubby jerked off in the corner, I averted my eyes and made out some more with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I also put her big tits in my mouth and did some stuff with them. Then I received an extremely lame blowjob and finished myself off all over her big tits in literally the largest jizz explosion of my life. I got her a towel to clean herself off and they left and I never heard from them again. STRANGERS IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, REAL HEDONISTIIIIIIIIIIIC..... |
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This is a great post. Claynus is a lying dick. There is no way any woman, married, drunk, blind, mute, mentally challenged or comatose would sleep with him.
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All joking aside would you want some other dude ****ing your mom besides your dad?
Then to brag about getting pussy? You must be from a frat that date rapes chicks. |
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