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Old 05-02-2010, 02:30 PM   #1
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Getting snipped is the best thing ever.

The only thing I have condom related anymore is a hat that says 'Trojan Magnum'. Trojan had a promotion years ago if you sent in 20 proof of purchase seals you got a free hat.
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:38 PM   #2
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I wear them, but not on my special purpose.
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:42 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:51 PM   #4
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I don't wear them for a few reasons.
1. Not to brag but the girth on little gonzo makes wearing condoms uncomfortable.
2. I'm allergic to spermicide and the dry ones suck.
3. I don't really need to wear them cuz I'm sterile. I'm still wondering why my kid says dada every time we drive by the post office...
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:56 PM   #5
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I don't wear them for a few reasons.
1. Not to brag but the girth on little gonzo makes wearing condoms uncomfortable.
They used to make Magnum condoms that fit a little better. I don't know if they are still around. I got a vasectomy after my last child, he'll turn 13 this year.
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:19 PM   #6
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3. I don't really need to wear them cuz I'm sterile. I'm still wondering why my kid says dada every time we drive by the post office...
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:32 AM   #7
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3. I don't really need to wear them cuz I'm sterile. I'm still wondering why my kid says dada every time we drive by the post office...
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I thought you were ok w/ him impregnating me?



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Old 05-03-2010, 08:48 AM   #8
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I thought you were ok w/ him impregnating me?



I was ok with our mailman, not the whole post office and the ups terminal.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:51 AM   #9
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Geez, I just wanted to know what brown could do for me.

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Old 05-03-2010, 09:22 AM   #10
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Geez, I just wanted to know what brown could do for me.

No wonder he was 3 days late...

This also answers my question about why there was a "Sorry we missed you" notice posted on your vagina.
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:51 PM   #11
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:12 PM   #12
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:14 PM   #13
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:53 PM   #14
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