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Old 05-02-2010, 03:18 PM   #1
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I pray that he didn't run into "the tree".
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:06 PM   #2
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I think he ran into the Spinoff Thread Discussion....

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Old 05-02-2010, 09:44 PM   #3
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Perhaps he has an extremely unattractive penis, and his only chance of scoring is to keep it out of sight.
I don't think I have an extremely unattractive penis, I think I have a very nice penis.

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Sounds like the question is being avoided.
Or it could have been answered already by Mr. Fat Elvis

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I think he ran into the Spinoff Thread Discussion....

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Old 05-03-2010, 08:08 AM   #4
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I don't think I have an extremely unattractive penis, I think I have a very nice penis.



Or it could have been answered already by Mr. Fat Elvis





Thank you for the prayers my sterile friend....I dodged a bullet after having sex with the sunburnt girl that let me poop on her, I'd like to think you helped save me.
That's a load off my mind, sir. Congratulations on the poop thing btw. You've found a special lady.
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:20 PM   #5
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:23 PM   #6
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:39 PM   #7
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:00 PM   #8
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After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.

This was my first visit to the Dr. in about 8 years, so I got the prerequisite lecture about more regular visits. I've never been thrilled about needing protection, and the thoughts of having condoms thrilled me even less.

But they talked me into trying condoms and surprisingly, having worn them the last couple of days, I actually like it.

How many here wear condoms and what is your experience with them?
Are wearing them all day?
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:08 PM   #9
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:13 PM   #10
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:17 PM   #11
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:21 PM   #12
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:25 PM   #13
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:21 PM   #14
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:24 PM   #15
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