Brag on yourself

[luv]

Tell us about something good that has happened to you, is happening to you, is going to happen to you, you've made happen, you're making happen, or you're going to make happen.

[El Jefe]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

coprophiliac (plural coprophiliacs)

someone with a marked interest in excrement, especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.





Is that a word you know off the top of your head?????

I do, I have an affinity for remebering unusual words and definitions. Plus that, my fiance is in nursing school, so most of the words I remeber deal with the medical field.

[El Jefe]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

15 minutes ago, I closed on my largest sale of coal I have ever put together. 340,000 Net Tons to be shipped over the next 4 months. Needless to say, this is a big deal for me and my little company.

Congratulations mayne!

[El Jefe]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Focusing on the positives is the only thing that keeps me going when I'm down.

I agree with you and Luv. Even when we go through tough times, you have to be able to find the positives and cling on to those. With you, it's easier IMO you have a spouse that you love, and a child. So you're not just working for yourself but them also, and bringing them happiness will bring you happiness. Life is crazy, sometimes there is nothing to do, but to put your head down pray, and then press on. My advice to people is "Stay the Course" stay focused, set attainable goals and stive to achieve them.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Nzoner

I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss

All that, and you fell in love with Liza Minelli, you ****ing moron.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Focusing on the positives is the only thing that keeps me going when I'm down.

How do you know that happiness isn't round? If you keep going negative, maybe you circle around and end up really positive, you know, like Columbus going west to get to the east. Perhaps you should try a little more exploration.

[El Jefe]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

How do you know that happiness isn't round? If you keep going negative, maybe you circle around and end up really positive, you know, like Columbus going west to get to the east. Perhaps you should try a little more exploration.

Kind of negated by suicide victims, and those with severe depression. Sometimes things don't just "fix" themselves you have to help enable change.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I was lucky enough to find someone that is kind, gentle, and makes me laugh.

Oh, shit. Does Gonzo know?

[RJ]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

How do you know that happiness isn't round? If you keep going negative, maybe you circle around and end up really positive, you know, like Columbus going west to get to the east. Perhaps you should try a little more exploration.

My father told me that if you keep on making left turns through life and you're not getting anywhere, it may be time to try making a right.

You're probably thinking my dad was a nascar driver, but he wasn't.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I PIIHB.

If the H is "hers", kudos.

If the H is "his", well...

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoJC

Kind of negated by suicide victims, and those with severe depression. Sometimes things don't just "fix" themselves you have to help enable change.

Maybe if you make my jokes less funny, they'll circle around and become really funny.





Um, nope. I guess I can mark that theory off my list.

[JD10367]

I beat cancer this morning.

BTW, "cancer" is my nickname for my peener.

[CoMoChief]

I'm the best 4-square player to ever live this god damn planet Earth.

[FAX]

When I'm down and feeling blue, I generally just tie my penis into a bow. Sometimes I make like a Dachshund balloon animal or a swan.

FAX

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Oh, shit. Does Gonzo know?

Well he didn't... until now!

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by KC Dan

Working M-W in Salt Lake City this week. Driving to IMFT Semiconductor factory in the morning on Tuesday to audit my guys. See a sign on the highway advertising Paul McCartney in concert that night there. Go into the customer factory and mention that I would love to see the show. One of the guys that works for me whom I was taking to dinner that night, has two extra tickets he is selling to the show.

He sells them to me for $100 each ($169 face). He gets dinner and drinks from me, I fly my wife from Portland w/free SWA ticket, she arrives 5:30pm, I pick her up, we eat, go to the show (fabulous of course) and some something-something if you catch the drift.

Totally unplanned and totally AWESOME!!!

If you were really a good friend, you would have flown me to SLC for my birthday to see the show. Of course there would have been no "something-something" afterwards, if you catch the drift.