Poop Frazod's Epic Grill Disaster - Page 3

Over-Head · 08-01-2010, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I'll probably regret posting this

No ****en doubt!!

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Originally Posted by frazod

And I assume my wife will quit busting my balls at some point in the next decade or so.

That was a retorical statement right? Women forget nothing!!!

08-01-2010, 10:03 PM

Awesome. I'm sure glad I've never made any mistakes.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 08-01-2010, 10:16 PM

I might jack off hogs for a living but at least I'm not a dumbass!

KCHawg · 08-01-2010, 10:30 PM

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-01-2010, 11:35 PM

Reminds me of when we used to grill on our glassed in back porch in the shit hole I lived in my sophomore year of college.

The ignitors didn't work on the grill, so we'd light paper towels on fire and throw them by the burners.

One time I got distracted and let the gas on for too long.

A year later, the hair on my arms was almost fully grown back.

stevieray · 08-02-2010, 12:14 AM

damn tim...i feel for you, but it is kind of funny..glad it didn't escalate into something worse....kudos to your quick thinking.

pics of the snowstorm would be hilarious though.....

Joe Seahawk · 08-02-2010, 12:21 AM

If you got a gas grill, I hope it was a Weber.

Frazod · 08-02-2010, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk

If you got a gas grill, I hope it was a Weber.

Not with an unemployed wife I didn't. I'm sure they're great grills, but you pay as much for the name as the grill iteslf.

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Originally Posted by stevieray

damn tim...i feel for you, but it is kind of funny..glad it didn't escalate into something worse....kudos to your quick thinking.

pics of the snowstorm would be hilarious though.....

We all make mistakes, but it's how we deal with them that makes all the difference. I had the safety equipment I needed and used it quickly and effectively, containing the damage to the grill itself and the mat below (which served it's purpose in protecting the deck). I would have been in trouble if I hadn't had that extinguisher, though. Definitely something no household should be without.

Chief Henry · 08-02-2010, 06:54 AM

Rep - just becaue you and all of us can laugh at your expense. Nice story.it warms my heart to know other males can do some dam stupid shit too...

Fritz88 · 08-02-2010, 07:24 AM

MOhillbilly · 08-02-2010, 07:34 AM

12 gauge would have put that fire out.

just sayin.

Frazod · 08-02-2010, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

12 gauge would have put that fire out.

just sayin.

Yeah, and I'd probably be in jail right now picking ricocheted pellets out of my face.

MOhillbilly · 08-02-2010, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Yeah, and I'd probably be in jail right now picking ricocheted pellets out of my face.

man things have changed. I guess we all get older. Another chapter gone.

Seems like yesterday youd shoot a fridge for making noise. Now you tell us you used a fire extinguisher instead of a shotgun for a tiny 'grill fire'.

I dont know what happened to you man.

sad days for chiefsplanet bros....

**gblowfish** · 08-02-2010, 08:30 AM

Sometimes you have to kill the old item to justify buying a new one.

I bought a new Weber Genesis grill last summer. I use it a lot. I have a screened in porch, so it stays out of the sun and rain. The one it replaced (a old Weber Genesis) lasted about ten years. I actually re-built it and gave it to a good friend of mine who has helped me work on my house. It's a little beat up but still works good enough to cook burgers and chicken. I love the new one. BBQ shrimp on skewers is the bee's knees.

DJ's left nut · 08-02-2010, 08:42 AM

Sounds like you fells have outdoor ovens, so I'm not sure how this qualifies as a 'grill disaster'.

Grills don't use gas. They use charcoal.

That is all.

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