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shitgoose · 09-23-2010, 10:37 AM

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

**ChiTown** · 09-23-2010, 10:37 AM

Without dreams, we're nothing. Keep on reaching for the stars, young man. I admire your aspirations to be and do something more.

I'm sorry I can't help you out, as I know nothing about blogs. I will give you one word of advice: Take an English Grammar class, and/or maybe a class focusing on remedial writing skills. You'll need to polish those up before anyone can take you seriously. I'm quite confident that you have some interesting thoughts and insights, but you have to tighten up your writing skills before you can get to the next level.

Best of luck to you!

**The Franchise** · 09-23-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Without dreams, we're nothing. Keep on reaching for the stars, young man. I admire your aspirations to be and do something more.

I'm sorry I can't help you out, as I know nothing about blogs. I will give you one word of advice: Take an English Grammar class, and/or maybe a class focusing on remedial writing skills. You'll need to polish those up before anyone can take you seriously. I'm quite confident that you have some interesting thoughts and insights, but you have to tighten up your writing skills before you can get to the next level.

Best of luck to you!

Or find someone who can proofread your posts and correct the mistakes.

**Bob Dole** · 09-23-2010, 10:38 AM

NewChief · 09-23-2010, 10:39 AM

I don't think Nut is a real person. I thought that at one time, it was pretty widely accepted that he was an alt. of Phobia or someone. Now, though, he supposedly does radio shows and shit... so I don't know.

All I know is that he's a real credit to his political party!

Ebolapox · 09-23-2010, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewPhin

I don't think Nut is a real person. I thought that at one time, it was pretty widely accepted that he was an alt. of Phobia or someone. Now, though, he supposedly does radio shows and shit... so I don't know.

All I know is that he's a real credit to his political party!

psst....that was skinbra

**Bob Dole** · 09-23-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by H5N1

psst....that was skinbra

HOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKK!

Ebolapox · 09-23-2010, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

HOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKK!

well played.

**Dave Lane** · 09-23-2010, 11:09 AM

Theres a picture of him with his hero Glenn Beck in his avatar. Yeah he exists. Sadly he is attracted to his own kind intellectually with Beck and Palin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewPhin

I don't think Nut is a real person. I thought that at one time, it was pretty widely accepted that he was an alt. of Phobia or someone. Now, though, he supposedly does radio shows and shit... so I don't know.

All I know is that he's a real credit to his political party!

stevieray · 09-23-2010, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Theres a picture of him with his hero Glenn Beck in his avatar. Yeah he exists. Sadly he is attracted to his own kind intellectually with Beck and Palin.

Dave

**ChiTown** · 09-23-2010, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Theres a picture of him with his hero Glenn Beck in his avatar. Yeah he exists. Sadly he is attracted to his own kind intellectually with Beck and Palin.

I see the libtards are doing a nice job making this a Political thread

Abba-Dabba · 09-23-2010, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown

I see the libtards are doing a nice job making this a Political thread

I'll admit it. I think his vote just cancels out a felons vote.

Ebolapox · 09-23-2010, 10:39 AM

in all seriousness: just either impregnate one of palin's kids, or have gay sex with a republican politician (preferably one in the senate). then, blog about it. you'll get SHIT-TONS of hits.

Ebolapox · 09-23-2010, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1

in all seriousness: just either impregnate one of palin's kids, or have gay sex with a republican politician (preferably one in the senate). then, blog about it. you'll get SHIT-TONS of hits.

I'm not kidding, you know. if you know palin, you likely have an 'in' (pardon the pun) with one of her kids. and if you're not homophobic, I hear there are a lot of old republicans who are in need of a 'naughty page-boy.'

**loochy** · 09-23-2010, 10:40 AM

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09-23-2010, 10:37 AM	#1
shitgoose Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $3802833	We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... __________________
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