Nebraska Nebraska Fans are the worst parents in the world

Pitt Gorilla · 10-01-2010, 03:19 PM

http://deadspin.com/5653315/nebraska...s-in-the-world

**The Franchise** · 10-01-2010, 03:21 PM

So this is how Billay was raised.

**Shogun** · 10-01-2010, 03:21 PM

He doesn't seem to have a face, either. Horrible.

allen_kcCard · 10-01-2010, 03:22 PM

That doesn't ever hold my kids for long....slippery, devious little farts.

Pants · 10-01-2010, 03:23 PM

The article says the parents were high after a night of partying and taped the child for their entertainment and not to discipline or anything like that.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 10-01-2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

The article says the parents were high after a night of partying and taped the child for their entertainment and not to discipline or anything like that.

Because taping him to the wall to discipline him would have been acceptable.

(not saying you were implying that, just making a point)

**pr_capone** · 10-01-2010, 03:25 PM

I don't get it.

If you hate your kid that much, put them up for adoption. Give them to a relative or a friend to care for. Don't **** with the kid like that.

Makes me sick that so many undeserving people in the world procreate like rabbits and so many deserving people have such difficulty conceiving.

Pitt Gorilla · 10-01-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

I don't get it.

If you hate your kid that much, put them up for adoption. Give them to a relative or a friend to care for. Don't **** with the kid like that.

Makes me sick that so many undeserving people in the world procreate like rabbits and so many deserving people have such difficulty conceiving.

The great state of Nebraska decided to let the kid stay with the mother after this. Seriously.

**ChiTown** · 10-01-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

http://deadspin.com/5653315/nebraska...s-in-the-world

THE PROBLEM is that they eventually escape from the tape and grow up to be adult NU fans. Somehow, we need to make that tape stickier and more effective.

Pants · 10-01-2010, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Because taping him to the wall to discipline him would have been acceptable.

(not saying you were implying that, just making a point)

I hear you. The picture where they tape his sippie-cup right out of his reach is the most ****ed up one, IMO.

**Donger** · 10-01-2010, 03:30 PM

As a parent, albeit one who has never taped his kids to the wall, there's a chance that the boy is actually smiling in that picture.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 10-01-2010, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

I hear you. The picture where they tape his sippie-cup right out of his reach is the most ****ed up one, IMO.

Yeah, they're all ****ed up, that that one takes it to another level.

**Shogun** · 10-01-2010, 03:31 PM

Looks like a tube of silicone at the bottom by the trim. Theres a good possibility they Siliconed his ass to the wall.

Pants · 10-01-2010, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

As a parent, albeit one who has never taped his kids to the wall, there's a chance that the boy is actually smiling in that picture.

Yeah, I guess that is a possibility.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 10-01-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

As a parent, albeit one who has never taped his kids to the wall, there's a chance that the boy is actually smiling in that picture.

Nope.

From the original article:

Quote:

(The boy's expression, which you can't see, was described by the prosecuting attorney as "terrified.")

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